[17:00] <@Don|> -- START --
[17:01] <@Don|> Fifty days, fourteen contestants, and a heck of a lot of cash!
[17:01] <@Don|> It all ends today in the final episode of Wawanakwa.
[17:01] <@Don|> *screen flashes over to Don joining Leonard and Rodney in the main lodge*
[17:01] <@Don|> After a long seven weeks, we've watched eleven campers get voted off the island.
[17:01] <@Don|> Now, we're down to our final three.
[17:02] <+Rodney|> Final 3?
[17:02] <+Rodney|> I thought there were 4 of us!
[17:02] * Samey3 runs into the main lodge.
[17:02] <@Samey3> You guys will never guess what happened.
[17:02] <@Samey3> I checked Amy's cabin.
[17:02] <@Samey3> All of her things are gone! :)
[17:03] <+Rodney|> GONE?!
[17:03] <+Rodney|> Did the cougar get her?
[17:03] <@Samey3> No Rodney, she's out!
[17:03] <+Leonard09> :0!!
[17:03] <+Leonard09> My spell worked! :D
[17:03] <+Leonard09> THE EVIL HAS BEEN DEFEATED!
[17:04] <@Samey3> Woohoo!
[17:04] <@Don|> With the competition almost over, the biggest question remains.
[17:04] <@Don|> Who's gonna win it all?!
[17:04] <@Don|> *screen flashes over to Don standing outside of the cabins by Leonard, Rodney, and Samey*
[17:04] <@Don|> Now, time to welcome back the eleven campers who didn't make it to the finals.
[17:05] <@Don|> Where they sit will represent who they're rooting for in today's challenge.
[17:05] <@Don|> Sitting by the boys' cabin are Rodney's supporters...
[17:05] <+Ella|> *waves to Rodney and sits on his side*
[17:05] * Jasmine| sits on Rodney's side near Sugar.
[17:05] <+Beardo|Dave> B: *waltzes in and smoothly gets on Rodney's side*
[17:06] * Sky15 walks over and sits on Rodney's side with Shawn.
[17:06] <+Scarlett|> *takes a seat on Rodney's side*
[17:06] * Amy13 glares at Samey and sits on Rodney's side, still injured.
[17:06] <@Don|> Over by the girls' cabin are Samey's...
[17:06] <+Beardo|Dave> D: *waves meekly at Samey*
[17:06] <+Beardo|Dave> D: *sits on her side*
[17:07] * Topher| sits with Dave on Samey's side.
[17:07] <@Don|> And uhhh, right over by that rock there are Leonard's supporters.
[17:07] <@Don|> If any.
[17:07] <+Leonard09> Hey!!
[17:07] <+Max|> *walks to Leonard's side*
[17:07] == Don| changed the topic of #tdwiki-rp to: RODNEY's supporters (8): Amy, Beardo, Ella, Jasmine, Scarlett, Shawn, Sky, Sugar | SAMEY's supporters (2): Dave, Topher | LEONARD's supporters (1): Max
[17:08] <+Topher|> You got this, Sammy!
[17:08] <+Jasmine|> We believe in you, Rodney.
[17:08] <+Max|> *weakly cheers for Leonard*
[17:08] <@Don|> Rodney, Samey, and Leonard, you'll all be competing in one final challenge to determine the winner...
[17:08] <@Don|> Of Wawanakwa.
[17:08] <+Ella|> :0
[17:09] <+Leonard09> I'm ready!! :D
[17:09] <@Samey3> Me too.
[17:09] <+Rodney|> I got this.
[17:09] <@Don|> Your challenge is divided into two parts.
[17:09] <@Don|> First, you'll need to build dummies of yourselves out of wood.
[17:09] <@Don|> If you want your supporters to help you, they can, provided they don't get in the way of anything.
[17:10] <@Don|> Next, race a lap around the island to make it to a halfway mark at the cliff.
[17:10] <@Don|> The last camper to reach the finish point will be eliminated.
[17:10] <@Samey3> And what's part two?
[17:10] <@Don|> You'll find out...
[17:10] <@Don|> IF you make it!!! ;)
[17:11] <@Don|> Now let's get this started.
[17:11] <@Don|> Ready, set, build!
[17:11] <+Topher|> *runs over to Sammy*
[17:11] <+Topher|> Come on, Sammy!
[17:11] <+Topher|> Let's start building this thing.
[17:11] <+Beardo|Dave> D: *runs over too* Yeah lets do it!
[17:12] <+Beardo|Dave> D: Errrr, as friends!
[17:12] <+Beardo|Dave> D: Just friends :|
[17:12] <+Topher|> Thanks Dave!
[17:12] <+Topher|> You don't need to keep specifying that! :p
[17:12] <+Rodney|> Let's do it, team! You believed in me, and I believe in you! :)
[17:12] * Sky15 sprints over to Rodney.
[17:13] <+Sky15> I'm here at your disposal!
[17:13] <+Sky15> How can I be of assistance?
[17:13] * Amy13 starts hacking at a nearby tree with an axe.
[17:13] <+Amy13> SAMEY.
[17:13] <+Amy13> IS NOT.
[17:13] <+Amy13> GOING TO WIN. :@
[17:14] <+Rodney|> YEAH, AMY. That's the spirit!
[17:14] <+Max|> *brings some wood over to Leonard*
[17:14] <+Leonard09> Make sure to make me look very strong! And intelligent!
[17:14] <+Max|> *sigh*
[17:14] <+Max|> (conf) Where is an evil lackey when you need one?! Do I look like a sidekick?
[17:15] * Jasmine| starts gathering wood.
[17:15] <+Topher|> T: *uses an axe to start chopping wood*
[17:15] <+Beardo|Dave> D: Alright, *drops a pile of wood* We need alot of thin pieces
[17:15] <+Beardo|Dave> D: Cause your so petite. :)
[17:15] <+Topher|> Dave, seriously?!
[17:15] <+Topher|> What did we say about boundaries? >.>
[17:16] <+Beardo|Dave> D: :| Oh right...sorry. :$
[17:16] <+Sky15> *begins chopping up wood*
[17:16] <+Beardo|Dave> B: *makes chopping SFX for Rodney's side*
[17:16] <+Ella|> ♫ Building, building, all day long! ♫
[17:16] <+Ella|> ♫ With Rodney's chances looking strong! ♫
[17:16] * Sky15 starts piecing together wood parts to make Rodney's feet and legs.
[17:17] <+Beardo|Dave> D: :/ *awkwardly builds*
[17:17] <+Topher|> *takes out a chiseler*
[17:17] <+Topher|> *starts chiseling Sammy's perfect features*
[17:17] <+Topher|> Wow... this looks just like you. :D
[17:17] <@Samey3> Topher!
[17:17] <@Samey3> We don't have much time!
[17:18] <+Topher|> *snaps out of it*
[17:18] <+Topher|> You're right. Let's do this.
[17:18] <+Beardo|Dave> B: *jackhammer sounds even tho hes just hammering in wood*
[17:18] <+Leonard09> Get the wood in order, Max!
[17:18] <+Max|> *arranges the wood in a pile*
[17:18] <+Max|> There. Happy?
[17:19] <+Leonard09> Everyone stand back!!
[17:19] <+Leonard09> *aims his wand at the wood and nothing happens*
[17:19] <+Jasmine|> Uh, Leonard?
[17:19] <+Jasmine|> You might want to try actually building the dummy.
[17:19] <+Leonard09> Nonsense..this must simply be the wrong spell....
[17:19] * Jasmine| shakes her head.
[17:20] <@Don|> *screen flashes over to Don standing at the halfway mark*
[17:20] <@Don|> And here come our campers now!
[17:20] * Samey3 runs over.
[17:20] * Rodney| is running over.
[17:20] <+Leonard09> *keeps running trying to keep up with the others*
[17:21] <+Amy13> Come on, you bag of bones! @Rodney
[17:21] <+Amy13> Hurry UP.
[17:21] <+Rodney|> You got it, Amy!
[17:21] <+Beardo|Dave> D: Go Samey! Go!! GO!
[17:21] * Sky15 runs towards Don.
[17:21] <+Jasmine|> Let's go Rodney, you're almost there!
[17:22] <@Don|> And the first to cross...
[17:22] * Samey3 crosses
[17:22] * Rodney| crosses the finish line.
[17:22] <@Don|> ... Is Samey, followed by Rodney!
[17:22] <@Don|> Which means Leonard is out of the game. :D
[17:23] <+Leonard09> D:!
[17:23] <+Amy13> Ha. <3
[17:23] <+Rodney|> Aw.. my buddy?
[17:23] <@Samey3> Oh Leonard!
[17:23] <@Samey3> You tried your best.
[17:24] <+Leonard09> It's alright team! Let's not cry over our losses....
[17:24] <+Leonard09> But everyone must simply join my LARPing team someday! I'd love to have you all!
[17:24] <+Sky15> We'd be honored, Leonard.
[17:24] <+Jasmine|> Seriously.
[17:24] * Rodney| blinks.
[17:24] <+Rodney|> What's.. larping?
[17:25] <@Don|> *screen flashes over to the bottom of the cliff, where Don stands in front of the campers assembled in a line*
[17:25] <@Don|> Okay!
[17:25] <@Don|> Onwards to part two.
[17:25] <@Don|> From here, our finalists have to make their way to the top of the cliff, where...
[17:25] <@Don|> In an homage to our first challenge...
[17:25] <@Don|> They'll jump INTO the water carrying their dummy!
[17:26] <+Amy13> So Rodney has to hold Samey?
[17:26] <+Amy13> Get it?!
[17:26] <+Amy13> Cause she's a dummy!
[17:26] <@Don|> Amy, this is...
[17:26] <@Don|> Really not the time.
[17:27] * Don| blows whistle.
[17:27] <@Don|> GO!!!
[17:27] * Samey3 starts running.
[17:27] <+Amy13> :@
[17:27] * Rodney| runs as fast as his momma has taught him.
[17:28] <+Jasmine|> Whoah!
[17:28] <+Jasmine|> You're a real tough guy to beat, Rodney.
[17:28] <+Rodney|> Yeah, *huff*, this is, *huff* easy!
[17:28] <+Rodney|> No sweat! :(
[17:28] <+Jasmine|> You don't have to run the whole way if you don't want to.
[17:28] <+Jasmine|> I could always give you a piggy.
[17:29] <+Rodney|> You'd do that?!
[17:29] <+Rodney|> I don't know if you could lift me..
[17:29] * Jasmine| heaves Rodney over her shoulder and keeps running.
[17:29] <+Rodney|> Wow! :)
[17:29] <+Rodney|> Thanks Jasmine, you're awesome!
[17:29] * Jasmine| giggles.
[17:30] <+Beardo|Dave> D: *looks at the other two as they run* So we're uh, we're cool right? @Sampher
[17:30] <+Topher|> I guess.
[17:30] <@Samey3> Of course we're cool Dave.
[17:30] <+Beardo|Dave> D: Thats good because well, Im sorry I acted so crazy, Ive never really had friends before.
[17:30] <+Beardo|Dave> D: I didnt really know how to act, but I wouldnt wish for any better first friends. :)
[17:31] <@Samey3> Awww, that's so nice.
[17:31] <+Topher|> JUST friends, right?
[17:31] <+Beardo|Dave> D: *nods head*
[17:31] <+Topher|> Then yeah, we're cool!
[17:31] <+Topher|> Proud to be your friend man. ;)
[17:32] * Amy13 pushes Dave down as she runs by.
[17:32] <+Amy13> Move it or lose it, geekwads!
[17:32] <+Topher|> Hey, what happened to your spine brace? @Amy
[17:32] <+Amy13> Don't need it anymore!
[17:32] <+Amy13> So you and your hideous girlfriend can kiss that million goodbye.
[17:33] <@Samey3> Too bad this hideous girl made it farther than you did.
[17:33] <+Amy13> You're never gonna let me live that down, are you?!
[17:33] <+Amy13> You just looove to do everything better than me!
[17:33] <@Samey3> What?
[17:33] <@Samey3> I don't think I do everything better...
[17:34] <+Beardo|Dave> D: Come on guys we can WIN THIS!!
[17:34] <+Beardo|Dave> D: We're almost there! *runs faster*
[17:34] <+Sky15> Faster, everyone!
[17:34] <+Sky15> We can't lose now!!
[17:34] * Jasmine| is now running beside Rodney.
[17:34] * Rodney| continues to move along with his team, slowing down as he runs.
[17:35] <+Beardo|Dave> B: *plays dramatic racing music as he runs*
[17:35] <+Rodney|> Thanks Beardo! Always appreciated! :)
[17:35] <+Amy13> Ugh, my back is killing me!
[17:35] <+Amy13> Anyone wanna give me a hoist?
[17:35] * Max| laughs evilly at Amy.
[17:35] <+Beardo|Dave> D: Yeah right!
[17:36] * Samey3 runs faster than ever.
[17:36] * Rodney| looks at Samey and wipes the sweat off his brow.
[17:36] <@Don|> *screen flashes over to the finalists nearing the edge of the cliff*
[17:36] <@Don|> The first camper to jump off the cliff will win Wawanakwa!
[17:36] * Amy13 runs beside Scarlett.
[17:36] <+Scarlett|> YOU. :@
[17:37] <+Scarlett|> *trips Amy as she's running*
[17:37] <+Amy13> Ahhhhh!!!
[17:37] * Rodney| continues running.
[17:37] <@Samey3> Oh my gosh!
[17:37] * Samey3 turns around.
[17:38] <+Amy13> MY BACK!
[17:38] <+Beardo|Dave> D: *looks back at Samey* What.... :|
[17:38] <+Topher|> *stops in his tracks*
[17:38] <+Topher|> Sammy?!?!
[17:38] * Samey3 runs over to Amy.
[17:38] <@Samey3> Amy are you ok?
[17:39] <+Amy13> Samey! I'm fine, I...
[17:39] <+Amy13> Oh my gosh Samey, look!
[17:39] * Rodney| jumps off the cliff and bodyslams into the water
[17:39] <@Don|> AND RODNEY WINS WAWANAKWA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[17:39] <+Jasmine|> YES!
[17:39] <+Scarlett|> Woohoo!
[17:40] <+Ella|> Oh, joyous day. :D
[17:40] <+Beardo|Dave> B: *LOUD TRIUMPHANT TRUMPETS*
[17:40] * Sky15 applauds for Rodney.
[17:40] <+Amy13> Samey, I can't believe you actually came back for me.
[17:40] <+Amy13> You just... let Rodney win.
[17:40] <@Samey3> Yeah, I know.
[17:41] <@Samey3> I've just been thinking.
[17:41] <@Samey3> Even though you were really horribly mean to me and kissed Topher behind my back...
[17:41] <@Samey3> You're still my sister and we need to be there for each other.
[17:41] <@Samey3> No matter how much money's on the line.
[17:41] <+Amy13> (conf) *gasp* All these years I've hated Samey for being a wannabe me, but now I realize she's not like me at all! She's actually... really nice. Oh my gosh. Am I... a bad person?!?!
[17:42] <+Amy13> Samey.
[17:42] <+Amy13> You might be horribly uncoordinated and super lacking in the style department, but.
[17:42] <+Amy13> I'm sorry for what I did to you and Topher.
[17:42] <+Amy13> That was super mean, and all the other stuff too.
[17:42] <+Amy13> And hey!
[17:43] <+Amy13> Now that we're not fighting anymore, you're like.
[17:43] <+Amy13> Suddenly not as ugly as you used to be. :D
[17:43] <@Samey3> Uhhh, thanks Amy.
[17:43] <@Samey3> That's sweet.
[17:43] <@Don|> *screen flashes over to the campfire ceremony, where Rodney is surrounded by his peers*
[17:44] <@Don|> Congratulations to Rodney, the winner.
[17:44] <@Don|> Of ONE!
[17:44] <@Don|> MILLION!
[17:44] <@Don|> DOLLARS!
[17:44] <+Rodney|> One million dollars, gee, that's a lot of money.
[17:45] <@Don|> And a treat you get to take home forever.
[17:45] <@Don|> The final marshmallow!
[17:45] * Don| tosses it to Rodney.
[17:45] <+Rodney|> Wow, it's so soft.
[17:45] <+Rodney|> You know, Don.
[17:45] <+Rodney|> I couldn't do this without everyone, so I'd like to share this marshmallow!
[17:46] * Rodney| rips apart his marshmallow and takes a small bite.
[17:46] <+Rodney|> Who wants the next bite? :D
[17:46] <@Samey3> I'm good.
[17:46] <+Topher|> Yeah, I think I'll pass buddy.
[17:46] <+Beardo|Dave> D: :| its not gluten free so...
[17:47] <+Jasmine|> I wouldn't want to spoil my appetite.
[17:47] <+Jasmine|> But enjoy the million bucks. You really earned it.
[17:47] <+Sky15> Congratulations, Rodney. :)
[17:47] <+Beardo|Dave> B: *pats Rod's shoulder in satisfaction*
[17:47] <+Leonard09> Indeed,you were an admirable foe!
[17:48] <+Rodney|> Thanks Leonard.
[17:48] <+Rodney|> Now there's just one last thing I have to do.
[17:48] * Rodney| walks over to Jasmine.
[17:48] <+Rodney|> Jasmine.. I think this is a little late, but..
[17:48] <+Rodney|> I think you might be like the coolest girl I've ever met.
[17:48] <+Rodney|> will you be my girlfriend?
[17:49] <+Leonard09> :0
[17:49] <@Samey3> Awww!
[17:49] <+Ella|> How romantic!
[17:49] <+Ella|> Oh Jasmine, you must say yes.
[17:49] * Jasmine| laughs.
[17:50] <+Jasmine|> Well... I don't know about girlfriend, but.
[17:50] <+Jasmine|> I suppose we could give dating a shot.
[17:50] * Rodney| picks Jasmine up and kisses her.
[17:50] <+Beardo|Dave> D: WHOOO!!!
[17:50] <+Max|> Oh my.
[17:51] * Sky15 looks at Shawn and kisses his cheek.
[17:51] * Topher| kisses Samey.
[17:51] <+Amy13> Yuck!
[17:51] <+Rodney|> Hey.
[17:51] <+Rodney|> You know what I think it's time for?
[17:51] * Rodney| looks at Don.
[17:52] <+Rodney|> Time for you..
[17:52] <+Rodney|> to be flushed!
[17:52] <@Don|> *screen flashes over to Don in the Flush of Shame*
[17:52] <@Don|> Whoa! Guys, this is.
[17:52] <@Don|> Really not necessary, seriously.
[17:52] <+Rodney|> Just a little pay back from all my friends!
[17:53] <+Scarlett|> *snickers*
[17:53] * Sky15 watches in excitement.
[17:53] <+Rodney|> Does anyone have any last words for Don?
[17:53] <+Jasmine|> Sayonara, mate.
[17:53] <+Max|> See you NEVER.
[17:54] <+Leonard09> EXPIRAMUS!!
[17:54] * Rodney| flushes Don.
[17:54] <@Don|> Aaaaaaaggggghhh!!!
[17:54] <+Topher|> *claps for Rodney*
[17:54] <+Beardo|Dave> B: *MORE TRUMPET NOISES*
[17:55] <@Samey3> Oh, and by the way. @Amy
[17:55] <@Samey3> Think you could try calling me Sammy from now on?
[17:55] <+Amy13> Huh?
[17:55] <+Amy13> Oh, uh. I mean...
[17:55] <+Amy13> I guess if it really bothers you that much... sure, Sammy.
[17:56] <@Samey3> Eee thanks! <3
[17:56] <@Samey3> *hugs Amy*
[17:56] * Amy13 is forcibly hugged.
[17:56] <+Rodney|> Aw, I'm so glad you guys are friends now!
[17:56] <+Rodney|> We can finally have an awesome wrap party. :D
[17:56] <+Sky15> I am SO down for that.
[17:57] <+Topher|> Ditto.
[17:57] <+Topher|> I might actually miss this place.
[17:57] <@Samey3> I know!
[17:57] <@Samey3> I actually think I'll miss it too.
[17:57] <+Jasmine|> Well Rodney, since you won, you should be the one who wraps up the season.
[17:58] <+Rodney|> ALRIGHT.
[17:58] <+Rodney|> This has been one heck of a season, and who knows?
[17:58] <+Rodney|> Maybe I'll see you all again!
[17:58] <+Rodney|> Until then, these are my friends.
[17:58] <+Rodney|> And this has been the best 7 weeks ever.
[17:59] <+Rodney|> Right here on...
[17:59] <+Rodney|> WAWANAKWA!!! :)
[17:59] * Don| emerges from the lake.
[17:59] <@Don|> Hey, that's my line!
[18:00] <@Don|> -- END --

Wawanakwa transcripts
Pre-merge Creepaway Camp | The Paint Brawl Diaries | Worst Cooks in Wawanakwa | Reject Runway | Wrecks on the Beach | The Kids Are All Frightened | Don of a New Day | Million Dollar Harm | A Midsummer Night's Scream
Post-merge How to Get Away with Torture | The Very Hateful Eight | Natural Born Kissers | Gone with the Wild | Fool's Paradise | Go Win or Go Home
Boney Island transcripts
Pre-merge The Friendless Summer | The Dumb and the Restless | Flop Stars | Fight or Fright | Gulligan's Island | Say Yes to the Mess | Donny, I Shipwrecked the Kids | Pain Pain Go Away | And Then There Were Nine
Post-merge Smells Like Mean Spirit | Revenge of the Failures | The Outdoorsers | Break Back Mountain | Diss and Make Out | Million Impossible