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[15:07] <@ChrisMcLean> -- INTRO --
[15:07] <@ChrisMcLean> Season 7 of Total Drama, folks!
[15:07] <@ChrisMcLean> We've been to the island...
[15:08] <@ChrisMcLean> To the film lot, around the world...
[15:08] <@ChrisMcLean> In the ever-so-sucky McLean High...
[15:08] <@ChrisMcLean> ... the world's most luxurious cruise ship, back to the island, and now...
[15:08] <@ChrisMcLean> THIS SEASON OF TOTAL DRAMA!!
[15:08] <@ChrisMcLean> WILL TAKE PLACE...
[15:08] <@ChrisMcLean> IN OUTER! SPACE! :D
[15:08] <@ChrisMcLean> *watches in horror as the space shuttle behind him crashes*
[15:08] <@ChrisMcLean> :|
[15:08] <@ChrisMcLean> Or not.
[15:08] * ChrisMcLean chuckles.
[15:08] <@ChrisMcLean> Okay, then!
[15:09] <@ChrisMcLean> I guess season 7 will take place BACK HERE, ON TOXIC CAMP SUCKINESS.
[15:09] <@ChrisMcLean> So, stay tuned!
[15:09] <@ChrisMcLean> For the most dramatic season yet!
[15:09] <@ChrisMcLean> Right here on...
[15:09] <@ChrisMcLean> TOTAL DRAMA: HEROES VS. VILLAINS!!
[15:09] <@ChrisMcLean> -- START --
[15:09] <@ChrisMcLean> Alright, folks! We're back.
[15:10] <@ChrisMcLean> And you MIGHT be wondering why this season is called "Total Drama: Heroes vs. Villains"!
[15:10] <@ChrisMcLean> And it should be pretty obvious.
[15:10] <@ChrisMcLean> This season, we've divided our cast into two teams; the Heroic Hamsters and the Villainous Vultures.
[15:10] <@ChrisMcLean> These contestants will all be from past seasons of the show... either lovable fan-faves or HATED, VICIOUS MALEVOLENTS!
[15:11] <@ChrisMcLean> Now it's time to meet our cast.
[15:11] <@ChrisMcLean> Please welcome...
[15:11] <@ChrisMcLean> Star couple Ethan and Vanessa!
[15:11] <+Ethan13> *waves* Another season?! Awesome!
[15:12] <+Vanessa|> *wearing a pair of shades* Hey Chris! Great to be back!
[15:12] <@ChrisMcLean> Teen queen of everything mean, TRIXIE!
[15:12] <+Trixie-> *blows a kiss into the camera* ;)
[15:13] <@ChrisMcLean> NOT-GOTH prom queen destroyer Scythe.
[15:13] <+Scythe|> Ugh, can't believe I have to do this AGAIN after almost dying last time! :@
[15:13] <@ChrisMcLean> Nice guy and everyone's BFF Patrick!
[15:14] <+Patrick|> *sigh* Why did I agree to this?
[15:14] <@ChrisMcLean> Total Drama geek guy Elliot!
[15:14] <+Elliot|> Wow! The new island looks like just like the one on Junkyard Empire 4! *snorts*
[15:15] <@ChrisMcLean> Cheerleading captain and ruthless redhead, Samantha!
[15:15] <@Samantha|> You might as well hand over the million right now, Chris! *grins confidently*
[15:15] <@ChrisMcLean> SPICY! Dumb but still lovable fashionista, Candy!
[15:15] <+Candy|> Hey guys!! ^_^
[15:16] <@ChrisMcLean> Her best friend Dirk, also a season finalist AND Total Drama supervillain!
[15:16] <+Dirk\> You Total Drama Jerks are so lucky I really need this money *sighs*
[15:16] <@ChrisMcLean> Cocky comedian Alex, and Type-A Power Player Alexis!
[15:16] <+Alex|> *bumps into Alexis* H-hi. I'm Alex! :D
[15:17] <+Alexis|> *ignores Alex and struts in, head held high* Hmph.
[15:17] <@ChrisMcLean> And I think that's everyone!
[15:17] <@Ryan13> *walks on-screen* Um, HELLO?
[15:17] <@ChrisMcLean> Oh, and let's not forget drama king and everyone's least-favorite player, Ryan!
[15:17] <@ChrisMcLean> Back for another season! :D
[15:17] <@ChrisMcLean> Sooo, back on the island, huh?
[15:18] <@ChrisMcLean> Who's psyched?!
[15:18] <@ChrisMcLean> Don't answer that. :3
[15:18] <@ChrisMcLean> Today, we're going to split you up into two teams based on your past performances in the game.
[15:18] <@ChrisMcLean> Villains are...
[15:18] <@ChrisMcLean> Alexis!
[15:18] <+Alexis|> .... What.... A villain?!
[15:18] <@ChrisMcLean> RYAN!
[15:18] <@Ryan13> I'm a VILLAIN? HOW?! :@
[15:19] <@ChrisMcLean> SAMANTHA!!
[15:19] <@Samantha|> How am I a villain?! :@
[15:19] <@ChrisMcLean> Yeesh, guys, this shouldn't be THIS SHOCKING. :@
[15:19] <@ChrisMcLean> TRIXIE!
[15:19] <+Trixie-> Villain? Ugh. Whatever.
[15:19] <@ChrisMcLean> Dirk!
[15:19] <+Dirk\> ...Not that shocking.
[15:19] <@ChrisMcLean> And... Scythe!
[15:19] <+Scythe|> A villian? Pfft. whatever :s
[15:19] <@Ryan13> Wait. You're telling me WE'RE villains and VANESSA isn't?
[15:19] <@Ryan13> This show is totally biased. :@
[15:19] * Ethan13 rolls eyes.
[15:19] <@ChrisMcLean> As for the rest of you...
[15:19] <@ChrisMcLean> You're the Heroes!
[15:19] <@ChrisMcLean> Alex!
[15:19] * Vanessa| groans at Ryan.
[15:20] <@ChrisMcLean> Vanessa!
[15:20] <+Vanessa|> :D
[15:20] <@ChrisMcLean> Pat!
[15:20] <+Patrick|> Don't call me Pat. >.>
[15:20] <@ChrisMcLean> Ethan!
[15:20] <+Ethan13> Woo-hoo! On a team with my GF and BF! :D
[15:20] * Vanessa| smiles at Ethan.
[15:20] <+Ethan13> ... best friend. :|
[15:20] * Ethan13 chuckles awkwardly.
[15:20] <@ChrisMcLean> Candy!
[15:21] <+Alex|> Heheh
[15:21] <+Candy|> Yay! :D
[15:21] <@ChrisMcLean> And Elliot!
[15:21] <+Elliot|> Awesome!
[15:21] <@ChrisMcLean> You're all going to be competing with each other this season.
[15:21] <@ChrisMcLean> Now, we'll give you two minutes to catch up before we start our first challenge!
[15:21] <@ChrisMcLean> -- HEROIC HAMSTERS --
[15:21] <+Vanessa|> Hi guys! Great to meet the new faces on my team this season.
[15:22] <+Candy|> It's nice to meet you too, Vanessa! :D
[15:22] <+Alex|> Too bad that pretty Alexis girl is on the VILLAINS team. :(
[15:22] <+Elliot|> Nice to see you again, Candy :D
[15:22] <+Candy|> Nice to see you too, Elliot! :D
[15:22] <+Vanessa|> *nudges Alex* Methinks you have the hots for her, huh? ;)
[15:22] <+Alex|> After striking out last season, I'm determined to get a girlfriend this season!
[15:22] <+Patrick|> (conf) Aw, c'mon. Nobody on my team is from my season.
[15:23] <+Candy|> (CONF): First of all, it's great to be back! :D Also, I'm glad that Elliot is here too! Vanessa seems kinda uh.... scary.
[15:23] <@ChrisMcLean> -- VILLAINOUS VULTURES --
[15:23] <+Patrick|> Good luck with that!
[15:23] <@Ryan13> I can't believe I'm a VILLAIN.
[15:23] <@Ryan13> I'm, like, the nicest guy on the island!
[15:23] * Trixie- files her nails.
[15:23] <+Dirk\> Well believe it.
[15:23] * Ryan13 folds arms and sits down.
[15:23] <+Alexis|> *walks past Ryan* Well, it seems that Chris doesn't think so.
[15:23] <+Trixie-> Don't kid yourself. *rolls her eyes*
[15:23] <@Samantha|> Shut up, Alexis. >.>
[15:24] <@Samantha|> I don't even know how you're deserving of a place here. :@
[15:24] <+Alexis|> Did you guys hear that?
[15:24] <+Alexis|> No.
[15:24] <+Alexis|> Okay, me either.
[15:24] <@Samantha|> :o
[15:24] <@Ryan13> Wait, you guys know each other?
[15:24] <+Scythe|> Meh. better than being on a team of those nicey nice loser
[15:24] <@Samantha|> Unfortunately. >.> @Ryan
[15:24] <+Alexis|> *sarcastically* OH, yeah, me and Samantha go waaaaaaaaaaaay back.
[15:25] <+Dirk\> Well, we're off to a great start.
[15:25] <@Ryan13> (conf) Oh, GREAT. I'm totally alone on this team with a bunch of randoms! This is total discrimination. Chris only hates me because I might've accidentally stole all his hairspray. But it was ONE TIME.
[15:25] <+Alexis|> (conf) And she WON'T be a distraction this time. Going straight to the top.
[15:25] <+Trixie-> Ahahahaha!
[15:25] * Trixie- giggles and lightly taps Dirk's shoulder.
[15:25] <@Samantha|> (conf) Alexis might think that she can walk through the competition this time around, but she won't. Not on my watch. :@
[15:25] <+Trixie-> Sarcasm is like, my favorite thing ever.
[15:25] <@ChrisMcLean> -- CHALLENGE --
[15:25] <@ChrisMcLean> Okay, guys!
[15:25] <+Dirk\> Huh? *Dirk spins around*
[15:25] <@ChrisMcLean> Time for your first challenge.
[15:26] <@ChrisMcLean> Which will be a mix of your VERY FIRST CHALLENGE EVER...
[15:26] <@ChrisMcLean> AND a new concept added in featuring... baby carriages! :3
[15:26] * Vanessa| blinks.
[15:26] <+Trixie-> That's dumb.
[15:26] <@Ryan13> Will we have to bring back poor wittle Alex to his MOMMY? ;)
[15:26] <+Scythe|> O_o
[15:26] <+Patrick|> What? :/
[15:26] * Elliot| breathes loudly.
[15:27] <@Samantha|> Real original, Chris.
[15:27] * Ethan13 glares at Ryan.
[15:27] <+Dirk\> And you wonder why you're a villain?
[15:27] <@Ryan13> :o
[15:27] <+Alex|> I'll make sure she brings you a diaper, Ryan.
[15:27] <@Ryan13> :@
[15:27] <@ChrisMcLean> Okay!
[15:27] <@ChrisMcLean> Enough chit-chat.
[15:27] <@ChrisMcLean> Here's how this works.
[15:27] <@ChrisMcLean> You'll each choose three divers, and three pushers on your team
[15:27] <@ChrisMcLean> The divers will jump off the cliff, into the water, and try to collect a key.
[15:28] <@ChrisMcLean> Then, they'll jump in the carriage and ONE of the pushers will push them all the way to...
[15:28] <@ChrisMcLean> THE MCLEAN-SPA HOTEL!
[15:28] <+Candy|> :o
[15:28] <@ChrisMcLean> If your key unlocks the spa door, your team will win immunity. :D
[15:28] <+Patrick|> :o
[15:28] <@ChrisMcLean> If it doesn't...
[15:28] <+Trixie-> I like the sound of that. :)
[15:28] <@ChrisMcLean> You need to go back and try again!
[15:28] <+Ethan13> A spa?
[15:28] <@ChrisMcLean> Yes, Ethan, a SPA.
[15:28] <+Candy|> I totally neeed this spa!
[15:28] <@ChrisMcLean> ;)
[15:28] <@ChrisMcLean> So!
[15:29] <@ChrisMcLean> Pick your divers and your pushers.
[15:29] <@ChrisMcLean> -- HEROIC HAMSTERS --
[15:29] <+Patrick|> I refuse to dive.
[15:29] <+Ethan13> I can dive. I'm pretty athletic.
[15:29] <+Candy|> Uh... well, I'll dive.
[15:29] <+Elliot|> Well, considering my lack of strength, I'll be diving.
[15:29] <+Candy|> I can't push anything... I even have problems pushing up my boobs. D:
[15:29] <+Vanessa|> Well, I did a pretty good dive last time, so...
[15:29] <+Vanessa|> I can do either.
[15:29] <+Patrick|> Alright then.
[15:29] <+Ethan13> Okay, cool. Looks like it's me, Elliot, and Candy. :D
[15:29] <+Ethan13> Wow, we're getting along great.
[15:29] <@ChrisMcLean> -- VILLAINOUS VULTURES --
[15:29] <+Patrick|> Vanessa, Alex and I are pushers.
[15:29] <+Candy|> and then Alex, Patrick, and Vanessa are pushers!
[15:29] <@Samantha|> Alright, guys. Seeing as how I am the real leader of this team, I'LL be assigning everyone to their positions. Deal? Deal. :)
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[15:30] <+Trixie-> As if!
[15:30] <@Ryan13> Oh, question!
[15:30] <+Scythe|> :s
[15:30] * Ryan13 raises hand.
[15:30] <+Trixie-> There's no way I'm diving.
[15:30] <@Ryan13> I have a back injury, sooo.
[15:30] <@Samantha|> No questions allowed. >.>
[15:30] <@Ryan13> I don't think I can do either.
[15:30] <+Scythe|> Whatever. No way am I diving
[15:30] <+Dirk\> I'm going to dive. I need this spa.
[15:30] <@Samantha|> Ryan, Dirk, and Scythe are diving. Alexis, Trixie, and I will be pushing.
[15:30] <@Ryan13> But...
[15:30] <@Ryan13> My BACK INJURY.
[15:30] <@Samantha|> No 'but's.
[15:30] <+Alexis|> *sigh* Wouldn't it amke sense to have the three guys on our team be the pushers?
[15:30] <+Scythe|> You three working to gether?
[15:30] <+Trixie-> Ugh, wait, I don't want to push either.
[15:30] * Ryan13 falls to the ground dramatically.
[15:30] <+Scythe|> As if
[15:30] <@Ryan13> Ugh!
[15:30] <+Trixie-> :/
[15:30] <@Samantha|> :@
[15:30] <+Alexis|> make*
[15:30] <@Ryan13> I think I'm dying!
[15:30] * Ryan13 rolls around in the sand.
[15:30] <+Scythe|> ...
[15:30] <+Trixie-> I thought we only had two guys, Alexis.
[15:30] <+Scythe|> Dont be such a baby!
[15:30] <@Samantha|> *sighs*
[15:30] <+Scythe|> :@
[15:31] <+Trixie-> Well, Ryan doesn't really count, so one.
[15:31] <+Trixie-> One MAN.
[15:31] <+Trixie-> ;)
[15:31] <@Ryan13> :o
[15:31] <+Alexis|> Well, Samantha's pretty mannish sooooo....
[15:31] <+Alexis|> @Trixie
[15:31] <+Dirk\> *Rolls eyes* This is rediculous.
[15:31] <@Samantha|> :o
[15:31] <@ChrisMcLean> -- CHALLENGE --
[15:31] <@ChrisMcLean> Okay!
[15:31] <@ChrisMcLean> First divers up...
[15:31] <@ChrisMcLean> We have...
[15:31] <@ChrisMcLean> SCYTHE AND ELLIOT!!
[15:31] <+Scythe|> *sighs*
[15:31] * Elliot| gulps.
[15:31] <+Candy|> You can do it, Elliot! ^_^
[15:31] <+Dirk\> Yeah, you go Scythe! Get us that spa!
[15:32] <+Elliot|> (conf) I just had to be brave and fierce, like Zed from League of Lords!
[15:32] <+Scythe|> -_- Let's get this over with.
[15:32] <+Elliot|> Now or never, I suppose.
[15:32] <@ChrisMcLean> Annnd...
[15:32] <+Trixie-> Go Scythe, it's not like you have to look good to impress anyone anyway!
[15:32] <@ChrisMcLean> GO!
[15:32] * Elliot| dives.
[15:32] <+Scythe|> *runs and jumps off the cliff*
[15:32] <+Elliot|> AHHHHHHHH!
[15:32] <+Scythe|> I HATE THIS SHOOOOW *lands in wgtaer*
[15:32] * Elliot| falls in the water.
[15:32] <+Vanessa|> Yeah Elliot! :)
[15:32] <@ChrisMcLean> OKAY!
[15:33] * Vanessa| cheers him on loudly.
[15:33] * Elliot| searches the water for a key.
[15:33] <@ChrisMcLean> And...
[15:33] <+Elliot|> *in muffled water voice* A-ha!
[15:33] <@Samantha|> Search faster, Scythe. :@
[15:33] <@ChrisMcLean> Pushers are...
[15:33] <+Scythe|> *swims around and sees a key*
[15:33] * Elliot| picks up a key.
[15:33] <@ChrisMcLean> Patrick and Alexis!
[15:33] <+Scythe|> *grabs skull shaped key*
[15:33] <+Scythe|> *comes out* Got one!
[15:33] * Elliot| swims to the land and hops in a carriage.
[15:33] * Patrick| pushes.
[15:33] <+Elliot|> Got it, Pat!
[15:33] <+Alexis|> Come on!! @Scythe
[15:33] <+Alex|> Good luck guys! ^_^
[15:33] <+Scythe|> *gets out and get s in carriage*
[15:34] <+Candy|> You can do it, Elliot!
[15:34] <+Scythe|> Let's go blondie!
[15:34] <+Patrick|> Don't call me Pat >.>
[15:34] * Alexis| pushes carraige.
[15:34] <+Elliot|> Oh, sorry. :(
[15:34] <+Patrick|> That's fine.
[15:34] * Patrick| pushes carriage.
[15:34] <@Samantha|> Could you go ANY SLOWER? >.> @Alexis
[15:34] <@ChrisMcLean> And it looks like the Villains are in the lead!
[15:34] <@Ryan13> Woo-hoo!
[15:34] <+Elliot|> (conf) Nice way to start off on the right foot with others, Elliot...
[15:34] <+Alexis|> UHH, WE'RE WINNING, thank you. @Samantha
[15:34] <@ChrisMcLean> Will Alexis's key open a door?
[15:34] <+Trixie-> Yes! That spa is so ours.
[15:34] <@ChrisMcLean> Let's see...
[15:34] <+Dirk\> Yeah! Wooo!
[15:34] * Alexis| continues pushing.
[15:35] <@Samantha|> But they're catching up. :@
[15:35] <+Scythe|> Hurr yup!
[15:35] * Patrick| continues pushing.
[15:35] <+Alexis|> Is that the door? GO! GO! GO!
[15:35] <@ChrisMcLean> OKAY, OPEN UP.
[15:35] * Alexis| makes it to the door (I guess?).
[15:35] <+Trixie-> Come on!! :@
[15:35] <+Elliot|> You can do it, Patrick!
[15:35] <@ChrisMcLean> Patrick has reached the door!
[15:35] <@ChrisMcLean> Andddddddd.....
[15:35] <+Scythe|> *gets out and tries key*
[15:35] <@ChrisMcLean> The keys.......
[15:35] <+Patrick|> Yes!
[15:35] <@ChrisMcLean> DON'T OPEN!!
[15:35] <@ChrisMcLean> xD
[15:35] <+Elliot|> Darn it!
[15:35] <+Scythe|> what?!
[15:35] <@ChrisMcLean> Looks like both teams will need to go back.
[15:35] <+Alexis|> Are you serious....
[15:35] <+Trixie-> Ugh! -_-
[15:35] <+Vanessa|> Awwww. :/
[15:35] <@ChrisMcLean> Next divers!
[15:36] * Alexis| pushes Scythe back.
[15:36] <+Patrick|> Seriously?
[15:36] * Patrick| pushes Elliot back.
[15:36] <@ChrisMcLean> Ethan and Dirk! Pushers are... Trixie and Candy!
[15:36] <+Trixie-> :o Yaaaay!! :
[15:36] * Ethan13 jumps off cliff.
[15:36] <+Trixie-> :D
[15:36] <+Ethan13> Wooooooohoooooooooooo!
[15:36] <+Candy|> :o
[15:36] <+Vanessa|> WOOHOO! *cheers Ethan on* You can do it, honey!
[15:36] <+Vanessa|> <3
[15:36] <+Trixie-> Go Dirk!!!
[15:36] * Ethan13 lands in water.
[15:36] <+Candy|> You can do it, Ethan!
[15:36] <+Dirk\> Well, here goes nothing! *Jumps off cliff*
[15:36] * Ethan13 holds breath and goes in below to find key.
[15:36] * Ethan13 searches.
[15:37] <+Ethan13> Uhhh...
[15:37] * Dirk\ lands in water
[15:37] * Ethan13 finds key.
[15:37] <+Ethan13> AW, NICE!
[15:37] * Ethan13 swims back up.
[15:37] <+Patrick|> Go Ethan!
[15:37] <+Ethan13> Hey, Chocolate!
[15:37] <+Ethan13> Uh, Candy?
[15:37] <+Candy|> Nice one, Eddie!
[15:37] * Ethan13 hops in carriage.
[15:37] * Candy| pushes carriage.
[15:37] <+Ethan13> :D
[15:37] <+Trixie-> Come on, Dirk!!
[15:37] <@Ryan13> Come ON, Dork.
[15:37] <@Ryan13> I mean... Dirk.
[15:37] * Dirk\ finds a key
[15:37] * Candy| pushes carriage.
[15:37] <@Ryan13> (conf) What? It was a mistake. :|
[15:37] <@Samantha|> Hurry up, Dirk!
[15:38] <+Dirk\> I found it!
[15:38] <@ChrisMcLean> AND THE HEROES ARE NOW IN THE LEAD!
[15:38] <+Candy|> We're a really tight-knit team, huh Ethan? :d
[15:38] <+Elliot|> Woo-hoo!
[15:38] * Candy| pushes carriage.
[15:38] * Dirk\ runs to shore and jumps in the baby carriage
[15:38] <+Trixie-> (conf) Dirk's a cutie. But he's kind of slow. And if he makes us lose... Well, a crush is short-term.
[15:38] <+Alex|> Woo hoo! Go good guys!
[15:38] * Candy| runs into the campgrounds.
[15:38] * Elliot| pukes after getting out of Patrick's carriage.
[15:38] <+Trixie-> Yay, Dirk!!
[15:38] <+Candy|> Woo-hoo, we're almost here! :D
[15:38] <+Patrick|> Are you okay?
[15:38] * Trixie- struggles to push the carriage.
[15:38] <@ChrisMcLean> Annndd...
[15:38] <+Dirk\> Go, go, go!
[15:38] <+Trixie-> Hnnnnnnnnnggg.
[15:38] <@ChrisMcLean> Candy has reached the spa!
[15:38] <+Elliot|> Yeah, I'm fi--
[15:38] * Elliot| pukes some more.
[15:38] <+Trixie-> You're too beefy! :@
[15:38] <@ChrisMcLean> Will Ethan's key open the door?
[15:38] <+Candy|> Try the key, Ethan!
[15:38] * Ethan13 runs to the door.
[15:38] <+Dirk\> What are you waiting for?
[15:38] * Ethan13 tries the key.
[15:38] * Trixie- keeps pushing, panting.
[15:38] <+Ethan13> Aw, crap!
[15:38] <+Ethan13> It doesn't open!
[15:39] <+Dirk\> Hurry up, push harder!
[15:39] <+Ethan13> We need to go back!!
[15:39] <+Candy|> It's okay, just come on!
[15:39] <@ChrisMcLean> ETHAN'S KEY WILL NOT OPEN.
[15:39] <@ChrisMcLean> WILL DIRK'S?
[15:39] <+Trixie-> I'm trying!! Ugh.
[15:39] <+Vanessa|> Drat. :(
[15:39] <@Samantha|> Maybe if you had slimmed down a little since last season, you wouldn't be having any trouble pushing. >.> @Trixie
[15:39] * Candy| pushes the carriage back to the cliff.
[15:39] <@ChrisMcLean> ....... LOOKS LIKE IT DOESN'T. :D
[15:39] <+Dirk\> Ugh, this is rediculous, I'll push!
[15:39] <+Trixie-> No!
[15:39] <@ChrisMcLean> (Oh, sorry.)
[15:39] <@ChrisMcLean> (Let's just...)
[15:39] <+Trixie-> >.>
[15:39] <@ChrisMcLean> (Pretend you're at the spa.)
[15:39] <@ChrisMcLean> (:|)
[15:39] <+Scythe|> (lol)
[15:39] * Candy| pushes carriage.
[15:39] <+Trixie-> I can do this, okay, like.
[15:39] <+Trixie-> I'm strong, sort of.
[15:39] <+Dirk\> Hurry! We're totally losing!
[15:40] * Trixie- pushes Dirk back to the beach.
[15:40] <+Candy|> The villains seem really mean and vicious, especially Ryan./
[15:40] <+Trixie-> (conf) So. Not. Worth it.
[15:40] * Candy| pushes Ethan back onto the beach.
[15:40] <@ChrisMcLean> NEXT DIVERS ARE... RYAN AND VANESSA!! PUSHERS ARE... SAMANTHA AND ALEX.
[15:40] <@Ryan13> Oh, no WAY am I diving!
[15:40] * Dirk\ gets out of the baby carriage
[15:40] * Vanessa| looks over at Ryan.
[15:40] <@Ryan13> This is super-dangerous!
[15:40] <@Ryan13> And my back!~
[15:40] <@Ryan13> It hurts!
[15:40] <+Elliot|> You can do this Vanessa!
[15:40] <+Vanessa|> Ready to go down?
[15:40] <@Ryan13> :o
[15:40] <@Ryan13> :@
[15:40] <@Samantha|> You better dive. :@
[15:40] <@Ryan13> Oh, YOU'RE the one going down!
[15:40] * Ryan13 jumps.
[15:40] <@Ryan13> Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
[15:40] <+Patrick|> C'mon, Vanessa!
[15:40] <+Vanessa|> *takes a running start and somersaults off the cliff*
[15:41] <+Vanessa|> WOOHOO!!
[15:41] <+Alex|> C'mon Vanessa! Let's kick Ryan's butt! Again!
[15:41] <+Elliot|> Just like Princess Everdeen in Adventures of Blitasia!
[15:41] <@Ryan13> TOO BAD, VANESSA.
[15:41] <@Ryan13> ROBOTS SHORT-CIRCUIT IN WATER.
[15:41] * Trixie- pants.
[15:41] * Ryan13 lands in the water.
[15:41] <+Vanessa|> *digs around for a key*
[15:41] <+Trixie-> Go.. go... Samantha... *collapses on Dirk*
[15:41] * Ryan13 searches for a key.
[15:41] <+Candy|> Go Vanessa! :d
[15:41] <+Vanessa|> *resurfaces* Got one!
[15:41] <@Samantha|> Come on, hurry up!
[15:41] <+Candy|> :D *
[15:41] * Ryan13 finds one.
[15:41] <@Ryan13> Yes!
[15:41] * Ryan13 jumps in carriage.
[15:41] <+Candy|> Woo-hoo!
[15:41] <+Alex|> Hop in!
[15:41] <@Ryan13> Um, wanna go a little faster?
[15:41] * Vanessa| swims over to the shore and hops into Alex's carriage.
[15:41] <@Ryan13> >.>
[15:41] * Samantha| begins pushing Ryan.
[15:41] <@Ryan13> @Samantha
[15:41] * Elliot| cheers loudly.
[15:41] <@Ryan13> Yes!
[15:41] <+Vanessa|> Let's do this!
[15:41] <@Samantha|> Look, I'd go faster if you weren't SO OVERWEIGHT.
[15:41] <+Ethan13> GO, VANESSA!
[15:41] <@Samantha|> Ugh!!
[15:42] * Alex| pushes Vanessa in the carriage.
[15:42] * Ryan13 rolls eyes.
[15:42] <@Samantha|> /me continues pushing.
[15:42] * Elliot| chokes on his rubber bands.
[15:42] <@Ryan13> Whatever, Sa-MAN-tha.
[15:42] <+Alex|> Wow! You're REALLY light! :D
[15:42] <+Alexis|> Uh, could you "BE ANY SLOWER"!? >.> @Samantha
[15:42] <@Samantha|> (whoops)
[15:42] <@Samantha|> Shut it, Alexis. :@
[15:42] <+Vanessa|> Dancer's body. :3
[15:42] <+Ethan13> Go, go, go!
[15:42] <@Samantha|> You didn't do any better!
[15:42] <+Dirk\> C'mon Samantha! Hurry it up!
[15:42] * Samantha| keeps pushing.
[15:42] <@ChrisMcLean> And Samantha and Ryan have reached the door! So have Vanessa and Alex!
[15:42] <@ChrisMcLean> Who will win?!
[15:42] * Ryan13 runs to the door.
[15:42] * Ryan13 tries to open it.
[15:42] * Vanessa| runs to the door and sticks her key inside.
[15:42] <@Ryan13> It...
[15:42] <@Ryan13> It...
[15:42] * Vanessa| turns it.
[15:42] <@Ryan13> :o
[15:42] <+Alex|> :o
[15:42] <@Ryan13> It WORKS!
[15:42] <+Vanessa|> ...
[15:42] <@ChrisMcLean> AND THE VILLAINS WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[15:42] <+Trixie-> :o
[15:42] <+Vanessa|> :/
[15:42] <@Samantha|> YES!!
[15:42] <+Candy|> Aw :(
[15:42] <+Ethan13> Crap!
[15:42] <+Vanessa|> Sorry, guys.
[15:42] <+Vanessa|> Dud key.
[15:42] <@Ryan13> Yeah!
[15:42] <+Trixie-> SPA, HERE I COME!!
[15:42] <+Dirk\> YES! Spa! Finally!
[15:43] <@Samantha|> One point for the good guys! :D
[15:43] <+Patrick|> Aw. You did great, Vanessa.
[15:43] <+Alexis|> YES!!!!
[15:43] <+Elliot|> Crud.
[15:43] <+Scythe|> WESOME!
[15:43] <+Candy|> Good try, Vanessa!
[15:43] <+Scythe|> (*AWESOME)
[15:43] <@Samantha|> Thanks, PAT.
[15:43] <@ChrisMcLean> Um.
[15:43] <+Patrick|> ...You're welcome, Samantha.
[15:43] <@ChrisMcLean> Newsflash, Samantha.
[15:43] <@ChrisMcLean> You're the bad guy.
[15:43] <@ChrisMcLean> :@
[15:43] <@ChrisMcLean> And so is your entire team.
[15:43] <@ChrisMcLean> BUT.
[15:43] <@ChrisMcLean> You still win the Spa Hotel!
[15:43] <@ChrisMcLean> As for the rest of you?
[15:43] <@ChrisMcLean> It's campfire ceremony time. xD
[15:44] <@ChrisMcLean> -- CAMPFIRE CEREMONY --
[15:44] <@ChrisMcLean> Heroes!
[15:44] <@ChrisMcLean> Sucks to see you lose.
[15:44] <@ChrisMcLean> Nice never fails.
[15:44] <@ChrisMcLean> Except in this case.
[15:44] <@ChrisMcLean> Cast in your votes!
[15:44] <+Vanessa|> (conf) I haven't even had a chance to eat a meal with these guys. And now I'm supposed to vote someone off?
[15:45] <+Candy|> (CONF): This is gonna be a really, really hard decision :(
[15:45] <+Alex|> (conf) The entire team did great. Choosing one member to boot will be tough.
[15:45] <+Elliot|> (conf) Although it sucks to lose first, I shall never surrender! *falls off the toilet seat of the confessional* Ow!
[15:46] <@ChrisMcLean> Okay, guys!
[15:46] <@ChrisMcLean> And the first marshmallow goes to...
[15:46] <@ChrisMcLean> ...
[15:46] <@ChrisMcLean> Vanessa!
[15:46] <@ChrisMcLean> Ethan!
[15:46] * Vanessa| gnaws on her marshmallow nervously.
[15:46] <@ChrisMcLean> And.......... Alex!
[15:46] <@ChrisMcLean> Fourth, to Candy.
[15:46] <+Candy|> Yay!! :D
[15:46] <@ChrisMcLean> And now, our bottom two.
[15:46] <@ChrisMcLean> Elliot and Patrick.
[15:46] <@ChrisMcLean> Tonight, you've each received a vote.
[15:46] <@ChrisMcLean> But only one can stay...
[15:47] <@ChrisMcLean> ...................................
[15:47] <@ChrisMcLean> .................................
[15:47] <@ChrisMcLean> ...............................
[15:47] <@ChrisMcLean> ...........................
[15:47] <@ChrisMcLean> .......................
[15:47] <@ChrisMcLean> ...................
[15:47] <@ChrisMcLean> ...............
[15:47] * Elliot| sweats furiously.
[15:47] <@ChrisMcLean> ...........
[15:47] <@ChrisMcLean> ........
[15:47] <@ChrisMcLean> ......
[15:47] <@ChrisMcLean> ...
[15:47] <@ChrisMcLean> ..
[15:47] <@ChrisMcLean> .
[15:48] <@ChrisMcLean> PATRICK!!!!!!!!
[15:48] * ChrisMcLean tosses marshmallow to Patrick.
[15:48] <@ChrisMcLean> Sorry, Elliot, you're out.
[15:48] * Elliot| sighs.
[15:48] <+Candy|> Bye Elliot :(
[15:48] <+Elliot|> Well, I guess it just wasn't meant to be.
[15:48] <+Ethan13> Aw, sorry, man.
[15:48] <+Ethan13> :(
[15:48] <+Vanessa|> Sorry buddy. :/
[15:48] <+Elliot|> It's okay, really.
[15:48] * Vanessa| runs over and hugs Elliot.
[15:48] * Elliot| hugs Vanessa back.
[15:48] <@ChrisMcLean> Time to take the TOXIC Flush of Shame, bro!!
[15:49] <@ChrisMcLean> -- FLUSH OF SHAME --
[15:49] <@ChrisMcLean> Yeah...
[15:49] * Candy| waves bye to Elliot.
[15:49] <@ChrisMcLean> As you can tell...
[15:49] <+Candy|> See ya later, buddy. :(
[15:49] <@ChrisMcLean> The toilet water's a little...
[15:49] <@ChrisMcLean> Uhhh...
[15:49] <@ChrisMcLean> Unhealthy.
[15:49] <@ChrisMcLean> And toxic. xD
[15:49] <@ChrisMcLean> Better flush you before you mutate!
[15:49] * Elliot| pukes all over himself.
[15:49] <@ChrisMcLean> Gross.
[15:49] <+Elliot|> Kick Villain butt!
[15:49] <@ChrisMcLean> *flushes*
[15:49] <+Elliot|> Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
[15:49] <@ChrisMcLean> And that wraps up our first episode!
[15:49] <@ChrisMcLean> Who will be the next camper voted off Total Drama: Heroes vs. Villains?
[15:49] <@ChrisMcLean> Find out next time, right here...
[15:49] <@ChrisMcLean> NEXT EPISODE!!
[15:49] <@ChrisMcLean> :3
[15:49] <@ChrisMcLean> -- END --

Total Drama World transcripts
Pre-merge Welcome to the World | Total Drama Fiesta! | Chris-to Redentor | It's UK to Skydive | World War Fun | Aqua-Holics
Post-merge Chris and the Chocolate Factory | No Grace in Greece | Pyramid Forbid | Made in China | Surfin' Hawaii | Kangar-Oops Jack | D.R.A.M.A
Aftermaths and specials The Second Airport-Math | The Third Airport-Math | The Fourth Airport-Math | Celebrity Manhunt's Total Drama Special
Total Drama School transcripts
Pre-merge Prepare to Be Schooled | Grapes of Math | According to Gym | Bringing Xe Back | Cool Hand Puke | Of Rats and Men | Almost Maimed | Love Game | You Wood Be Shocked
Post-merge The Sound of Mercury | Arts and Craps | Eiffel Cowards | Viciously Unhealthy | Dollars and Sense | Writer's Shock | Robotched | Memories of our Lives | Heart of the Bull
Aftermaths and specials Totally Rejected!
Total Drama Cruise transcripts
Pre-merge Welcome to the Cruise | Scrapvenger Hunt | Slidewinders | Mean Cuisine | Island of the Apes | Fish Frenzy Water Wipeout | Rock Your Boat
Post-merge Crazy, Stupid, Puke | My Big Lame Cruise Wedding | Return to Boney Island | Ugly Eye for the Hot Guy | Zebra Cruising | Pirate's Life for Me | Do the Hula | Goodbye
Aftermaths and specials Total Drama Roleplay's 100th Episode Special
Total Drama: Return to the Island transcripts
Pre-merge Off the Deep End | All or NUT-thing | Forbidden Talent | Hide and Shriek | Silent Night, Lunar Fright | She, Robot? | Chickens or the Egg | Whatever Floats Your Boat | Swallow Your Pride
Post-merge Despicable He | Pedal to the Metal | Fashionleasta | Fight Liar with Fire | This Ain't The End
Aftermaths and specials Season Six Recap
Total Drama: Heroes vs. Villains transcripts
Pre-merge Welcome to Camp Suckiness... Again! | Here Today, Gun Tomorrow | Pukelear Warfare | Hole in Two | Shark Fail | Alexis & Alex's Eggcellent Adventure | TARget Outta Here!
Post-merge Trustin' You Ain't Easy | Ice-Capades | Beauties and the Bear | Live and Let Dare | The Very Last Episode, Really This Time!
Aftermaths and specials Season Seven Recap

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