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[16:32] <@DirkHoffman> -- START --
[16:32] <@Chrelliot> E: *wakes up*
[16:32] <@Jackson||> *wakes up*
[16:32] <@Chrelliot> Ahhhhh!
[16:32] <@Chrelliot> What a gorgeous day on the-
[16:32] <@Chrelliot> I'm gonna be sick. :$
[16:33] <+Ross|> *tiredly rolls off bed*
[16:33] <@Chrelliot> *runs to the bathroom*
[16:33] <+Ross|> Ugh...alright I'm up -_-
[16:33] <@DirkHoffman> -- CAFETERIA --
[16:33] <@Chrelliot> E: *comes in disheveled*
[16:33] <@Chrelliot> :$
[16:34] <@Jackson||> *walks into the cafeteria*
[16:34] <@DirkHoffman> *walks in, holding a bowl of cereal and some sugar*
[16:34] <@DirkHoffman> :|
[16:34] <@|Scythe> *Idley sits down alone in the cafeteria*
[16:34] <RoseGui> o.o
[16:34] <@Candy|> (CONF) I....MISS...GINISAURRRRRRRRRRR. ;____________________________;
[16:34] <@Candy|> (Opps, color)
[16:34] <@DirkHoffman> (conf) *groans* I didn't expect this to happen so fast. I knew that, eventually, everyone would turn on me, but at sixth place? I can't afford sixth place. I need to get a friend, and pronto.
[16:34] <RoseGui> (gaaah. >.<)
[16:34] <@DirkHoffman> :|
[16:34] <@DirkHoffman> *sits down next to Scythe and smiles*
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[16:34] <@Jackson||> *sits down*
[16:35] <@|Scythe> Unless you want a broken arm, I'd suggest you'd keep walking. @Dirk
[16:35] <@Candy|> (CONF) I don't have Dirky, I don't have Gini, I don't have ANYBODY.
[16:35] <@DirkHoffman> :|
[16:35] <@Chrelliot> (CONF) I feel so relieved Gini is gone. Now I can play Star Wads Battle Frontier 2 in peace. :D
[16:35] <@DirkHoffman> Scythe.
[16:35] <@DirkHoffman> We've always been...
[16:35] <@DirkHoffman> Friends?
[16:35] <@Candy|> (CONF) WHAT IS THIS?
[16:35] <@|Scythe> In what universe exactly?
[16:35] <@DirkHoffman> Uhhh...
[16:35] <+Ross|> (conf) How long have we been out here anyway? I'm actually getting USED to the slop they give us >.>
[16:35] <@DirkHoffman> Okay, um...
[16:35] <@Chrelliot> *yells from outside the confessional*
[16:35] <@Chrelliot> YOU HAVE ME!
[16:35] <@DirkHoffman> A better term would be...
[16:35] <@DirkHoffman> I guess...not-enemies?
[16:36] <@Candy|> (CONF) *sniff* I-it's...it's okay. ;-; I'LL FIND NEW FRIENDS. Like...SCYTHE. YEAH, SCYTHE. AND JACKSON, MY HUBBY FOR AN EPISODE
[16:36] <@|Scythe> Your point is?
[16:36] <@DirkHoffman> :|
[16:36] <@DirkHoffman> Would you like an alliance? :D
[16:36] <+Ross|> Bug off >.>
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[16:36] <@Jackson||> (CONF) I still can't believe Dirk would do that.
[16:36] <@|Scythe> Hm, sure.
[16:36] <@DirkHoffman> :-O
[16:36] <@DirkHoffman> S-s-seriously?
[16:37] <@DirkHoffman> Well, I...
[16:37] <@DirkHoffman> I-I thought you'd say...
[16:37] <@|Scythe> No, I was lying.
[16:37] <@DirkHoffman> Oh. :(
[16:37] * Candy| pulls Scythe away from Dirk
[16:37] * DirkHoffman sighs and walks off.
[16:37] <@Candy|> SCYTHESICLE :D..
[16:37] <@Candy|> JACKSONNNN.
[16:37] <@|Scythe> Hey, Candy...
[16:37] <@Jackson||> Hey, Candy.
[16:37] <@Candy|> You're my new Dirk and Gini, kayyy? :3
[16:38] <@Chrelliot> C: *Enters the cafeteria in a zebra costume*
[16:38] <@Jackson||> Which one am I?
[16:38] <@DirkHoffman> ... :-O
[16:38] <+Ross|> What...are you wearing? :|
[16:38] <@Candy|> You can be Gini :D @Jackson
[16:38] <@Chrelliot> E: Looks like my only friend left is Scythe... :c Hey Scythe!
[16:38] <@Chrelliot> C: Moooooooooooo!
[16:38] * Candy| kicks Elliot
[16:39] <@Candy|> MY NEW-DIRK
[16:39] <@Chrelliot> C: Or whatever they make. :|
[16:39] * Candy| hisses and walks off
[16:39] <@Chrelliot> E: Ouch, my shin! D:
[16:39] <@Jackson||> Yeah, Chris, zebras don't "moo," cows do.
[16:39] <@DirkHoffman> Cows and Gini.
[16:39] <@DirkHoffman> Anyone else glad that she's gone?
[16:39] <@Chrelliot> C: Today's challenge revolves around one particular animal.
[16:39] <@DirkHoffman> I mean, I can't be the only one. D:
[16:39] <@Chrelliot> C: Can you guess what it is? ;)
[16:40] <@Jackson||> A zebra?
[16:40] <@Chrelliot> E: Monkeys? :|
[16:40] <+Ross|> I've had enough animal experiance with the beaver, thank you very much.
[16:40] <@Chrelliot> C: ... Zebras. :|
[16:40] <@Chrelliot> C: Around these areas, zebras are fairly common.
[16:40] <@Chrelliot> C: And a buttload of them have just invaded our cruise.
[16:41] <@Candy|> DIRKY, NOBODY LIKES YOU. >->
[16:41] <@DirkHoffman> :|
[16:41] <@Chrelliot> C: When I was signing for the package two days ago, I seriously thought it said "balloons".
[16:41] <@Candy|> (I like how you're trying really hard to make the episode start with a Z)
[16:41] <@Chrelliot> C: But, because it didn't, why not make a challenge out of it? :D
[16:41] <@Candy|> (Btw)
[16:41] <@|Scythe> (Lulz.)
[16:41] <neko-naito> (IKR?)
[16:41] <@DirkHoffman> (Shut up. :()
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[16:42] <neko-naito> (Hai TDF.)
[16:42] <@Jackson||> You mistook "zebras" for "balloons?"
[16:42] <@|Scythe> (TDF! Did you get Arkham City yet!?)
[16:42] <@Chrelliot> Kangaroos always have a bone to pick with me; I think zebras will be the same way.
[16:42] <@Chrelliot> o-o
[16:43] <@Chrelliot> C: Today's challenge will be as followed:
[16:43] <@Chrelliot> C: You will each be given a zebra, forced to train it, and display its skills at the judging ceremony, two hours from now!
[16:43] <@Chrelliot> C: One contestant will win immunity, and another will be voted off in the last voting ceremony of the season!
[16:43] <@Chrelliot> Last voting ceremony?
[16:43] <@Chrelliot> D:
[16:43] <@Chrelliot> E: Last voting ceremony?*
[16:43] <@DirkHoffman> :o
[16:43] <@DirkHoffman> Last voting ceremony? :o
[16:44] <@|Scythe> Zebras harm more zoo-keepers every year than do lions.
[16:44] <TotalDramaNaruto> (this is Kangaroops Jack all over again)
[16:44] <@|Scythe> Good choice.
[16:44] <@Chrelliot> (You only have ten minutes RST, because we need to slide past the judging and go through the episode quick.)
[16:44] <@Chrelliot> C: So, get a zebra!
[16:44] <@Candy|> New-Ginisaur and New-Dirkyyyyy! :D.
[16:44] <+Ross|> (This episode should totes be called Kangaroo Jackson -w-)
[16:44] <@|Scythe> (Where do we train them?)
[16:44] <@Chrelliot> C: It's not gonna be that easy, though. ;)
[16:44] <@Candy|> Come pick out my zebra with me >->
[16:45] <@Chrelliot> (They're Zebras though...)
[16:45] <neko-naito> (It's an episode about Zebras. :@)
[16:45] <@Candy|> (No, it has to start with a Z)
[16:45] <@Jackson||> Candy, we have to find zebras ourselves, you know.
[16:45] <@DirkHoffman> (^ Doy.)
[16:45] <@Chrelliot> C: There may be three-dozen of them, but they're fast, they're furious, and they're all at the bottom of the cruise...
[16:45] <@Candy|> (ZEBRA ZOGRAFOS)
[16:45] <neko-naito> (Zebra Ryan Wanted An Episode That Starts With Z.)
[16:45] <+Ross|> (Oh, I didn't read that part ._.)
[16:45] <@Chrelliot> C: The most dangerous place to be if we hit an iceberg. XD
[16:45] <@DirkHoffman> :|
[16:46] * DirkHoffman moans.
[16:46] <@|Scythe> Well, isn't that comforting?
[16:46] <@Candy|> New-Ginisaur, HA.
[16:46] <@DirkHoffman> If I die on a CRUISE.
[16:46] <@DirkHoffman> I swear.
[16:46] <@Chrelliot> E: I always wanted to die choking on food.
[16:46] <@Chrelliot> F:
[16:46] <@DirkHoffman> Someone that I know will most likely sue you.
[16:46] <@Chrelliot> *D:
[16:46] <@DirkHoffman> I don't...know who...
[16:46] <@Jackson||> Come on Candy, let's go get our zebras.
[16:46] <@DirkHoffman> But someone. >.>
[16:46] <@Candy|> Old-Gini and Old-Dirky and I did EVERYTHINGtogether
[16:46] <@Candy|> So
[16:46] <@Chrelliot> Scythe... Wanna help me pick out a Zebra?
[16:46] <+Ross|> Might as well get it over with,,,
[16:46] <@Chrelliot> :D
[16:46] <@Candy|> You HAVE to >->
[16:46] <@Candy|> NO, ELLIOT.
[16:46] <@Candy|> SHE DOESN'T.
[16:47] * Candy| grabs Scythe and Jackson and heads off.
[16:47] <@Chrelliot> ...
[16:47] <@Chrelliot> :(
[16:47] <@|Scythe> *Sighs and is pulled away by Candy*
[16:47] <@Chrelliot> Well.
[16:47] <@Chrelliot> Looks like all my friends are gone.
[16:47] <@Chrelliot> :(
[16:47] <@Chrelliot> I guess I'm on my own.
[16:47] <@Chrelliot> :c
[16:47] <@DirkHoffman> *walks to the bottom floor of the cruise and is trampled by a zebra*
[16:47] <@DirkHoffman> x_o
[16:47] <@Jackson||> *gets dragged by Candy*
[16:47] <@Chrelliot> *falls down the steps only to be stamped on by multiple zebras*
[16:47] <@Chrelliot> X_X'
[16:48] <+Ross|> *wals into lower deck* How does he expect us to catch these things anyway? >.>
[16:48] * Candy| is nearly trampled but pushes Scythe in front of her. :3
[16:48] <@Chrelliot> Zebras...
[16:48] <@Chrelliot> Please be...
[16:48] <@Chrelliot> Nice?
[16:48] <@Chrelliot> :)
[16:48] <@Candy|> GO GET 'EM, NEW-DIRKY! :D.
[16:48] <@Chrelliot> *is kicked in the face by a zebra*
[16:48] <@|Scythe> o-o
[16:48] <+Ross|> *spots a zebra and walks slowly up to it*
[16:49] <@|Scythe> *Sigh*
[16:49] <@Jackson||> *gets hit by a zebra and starts getting dragged away by it*
[16:49] <@|Scythe> Let's get on with this.
[16:49] <+Ross|> Nice...zebra....
[16:49] <@Jackson||> Ow, ow, ow, ow.
[16:49] <+Ross|> *is kicked in the stomach and knocked into some crates*
[16:49] <+Ross|> O_O
[16:49] <@Chrelliot> *is repeatedly stomped on by the same zebra*
[16:49] <@Chrelliot> PLEASE STOP.
[16:49] <@Chrelliot> D:
[16:49] <@|Scythe> *Walks up to random zebra*
[16:49] <@DirkHoffman> *snickers*
[16:49] <@Jackson||> *stops getting dragged as the zebra stops moving*
[16:50] * Candy| hisses at the zebra dragging Jackson and pulls him away
[16:50] <@Chrelliot> Shirley, stop!
[16:50] <@Chrelliot> D:
[16:50] <@|Scythe> It'd be so much better if these things were completely black instead of striped.
[16:50] <@Chrelliot> Dirk, if I die.
[16:50] <@Candy|> NEW-GINI! Let's get that one. :D.
[16:50] <@Chrelliot> Take this picture of me!!!
[16:50] <@Chrelliot> D:
[16:50] <@Jackson||> Uh, sure.
[16:50] <@DirkHoffman> ...
[16:50] <@Candy|> K :B
[16:50] <@|Scythe> But, I digress.
[16:50] <@Jackson||> But we need to get more than one.
[16:50] <@Chrelliot> *throws a headshot to Dirk*
[16:50] <@DirkHoffman> *grabs headshot of Elliot* ._.
[16:50] <@Jackson||> Because there are two of us.
[16:50] <@Candy|> What does New Betty think of that one? :D.
[16:51] <@Jackson||> ... New Betty?
[16:51] <+Ross|> *spots another zebra*
[16:51] == Chrelliot has changed nick to Chrelliotbra
[16:51] <+Ross|> *gets on top of a crate*
[16:51] <@Candy|> Yes, new Betty!
[16:51] <neko-naito> (Lol.)
[16:51] <@Candy|> She's right there, silly. :B
[16:51] <@DirkHoffman> *Shirley, Elliot's zebra, runs over to Dirk*
[16:51] <@DirkHoffman> Hmmm.
[16:51] <@|Scythe> (Conf) Right when we get rid of Gini, Candy turns into her replacement. Wonderful.
[16:51] <@Chrelliotbra> Thank goodness.
[16:51] <@Chrelliotbra> :D
[16:51] <@DirkHoffman> S: *tries to eat picture of Elliot*
[16:51] <+Ross|> Aaaaaauuuuuggghhh! :@ *jumps on to of the zebra*
[16:51] <@Chrelliotbra> *sees another zebra in the distance*
[16:51] <@Chrelliotbra> O_O
[16:51] <+Ross|> Gotcha >.>
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[16:51] <@Chrelliotbra> STAY BACK.
[16:51] <@|Scythe> *Finds rope, and restrains zebra*
[16:52] <@Chrelliotbra> I'M WARNING YOU.
[16:52] <@Chrelliotbra> *takes out lightsaber*
[16:52] <@Jackson||> Uh, I can't understand anything New Betty is trying to say?
[16:52] <@Chrelliotbra> Z: *stops* o.o
[16:52] <@DirkHoffman> Meh. I'll take it.
[16:52] <+Ross|> *gets some rope and ties it to the zebra*
[16:52] <+Ross|> There
[16:52] <+Ross|> Now get up >.>
[16:52] <@DirkHoffman> Let's go, Shirley. ^^
[16:52] <@Candy|> NEW-DIRK! HELP US GET JACKSON A ZEBRA!
[16:52] <@Chrelliotbra> E: Huh? o.o
[16:52] <+Ross|> *zebra doesn't get up*
[16:52] <+Ross|> Uhm...
[16:52] <@|Scythe> ...
[16:52] <+Ross|> Oh :|
[16:52] <@Jackson||> *walks up to a zebra*
[16:52] <@Candy|> I shall name mine Zografos.
[16:52] <+Ross|> Well then...
[16:52] <@Jackson||> Hey, buddy, how's it going?
[16:52] <@|Scythe> I'm sure Jackson has it covered.
[16:52] <@Candy|> Zebra Zografos.
[16:52] <@Chrelliotbra> Z: *hovers around the saber*
[16:53] <+Ross|> *Zebra tries getting up, but it's legs are broken*
[16:53] <@|Scythe> *Rides zebra out of room*
[16:53] <@Jackson||> *starts petting the zebra's neck*
[16:53] <@Chrelliotbra> E: The zebra is mesmerized by light?
[16:53] <@Chrelliotbra> :o
[16:53] <+Ross|> I guess you can still...do stuff.... :|
[16:53] <@Candy|> (Can you ride Zebras?)
[16:53] <@Chrelliotbra> I think I'll call you...
[16:53] <@Jackson||> (I'm pretty sure you can.)
[16:53] <@Chrelliotbra> Darth Stripes.
[16:53] <@DirkHoffman> (It's an animated reality show.)
[16:53] <@Chrelliotbra> :D
[16:53] <@DirkHoffman> (I'm sure you can.)
[16:53] <@Candy|> (Yeah, but IRL, can you? ._.)
[16:54] <@Chrelliotbra> DS: :3
[16:54] <+Ross|> (Not IRL)
[16:54] <@|Scythe> (Probably not.)
[16:54] <@DirkHoffman> *feeds Shirley the picture of Elliot*
[16:54] <@DirkHoffman> Hm.
[16:54] <@Chrelliotbra> Onward Darth Stripes!
[16:54] <TotalDramaNaruto> (yeah you can.)
[16:54] <@DirkHoffman> I need to get more of those.
[16:54] <@|Scythe> (Zebras often bite and don't let go.)
[16:54] * DirkHoffman runs off to the computer lab.
[16:54] <@Chrelliotbra> E: Onward Darth Stripes!*
[16:54] <@Jackson||> *gets on the zebra* Candy, are you okay with this challenge?
[16:54] <TotalDramaNaruto> (if your small enoiugh)
[16:54] <@Chrelliotbra> DS: *follows Elliot's saber*
[16:54] <@Candy|> *gets on other zebra*
[16:54] <@Candy|> Yeah. :D.
[16:55] == Chrelliotbra has changed nick to Chrelliotber
[16:55] <@Candy|> 'Cause I have Zebra Zografos :3
[16:55] <@Chrelliotber> E: Strong you are, you satchawan. >:3
[16:55] <@Chrelliotber> *young
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[16:55] <@Candy|> BC'mon New-Gini :D.
[16:55] <TotalDramaNaruto> (where have I seen that "Zografos" before?)
[16:55] <+Ross|> *watches as the zebra crawls around*
[16:56] <@Chrelliotber> DS: *hovers around light some more*
[16:56] <+Ross|> Uh...
[16:56] <@Chrelliotber> C: Annnd time!
[16:56] <+Ross|> What are these things supposed to to anyway?
[16:56] * DirkHoffman runs back and feeds zebra a picture of Elliot.
[16:56] <@DirkHoffman> :3
[16:56] <@Chrelliotber> C: Candy, you're up first.
[16:56] <@Candy|> (@TDN, Ryan)
[16:56] <@Candy|> *points to Zebra*
[16:56] <@Chrelliotber> C: I see.
[16:56] <@Candy|> It's Zebra Zografos.
[16:57] <@Candy|> :B
[16:57] <@Chrelliotber> C: ...
[16:57] <@Chrelliotber> C: What does it do?
[16:57] <@Chrelliotber> C: >.>
[16:57] <@Candy|> It has a cool name
[16:57] <@Chrelliotber> C: ...
[16:57] <@Candy|> And it drags people. :B
[16:57] <@Chrelliotber> C: Next.
[16:57] <@Candy|> To their death :B
[16:57] <@Chrelliotber> C: >.>
[16:57] <neko-naito> (I love you, Ale. xD)
[16:57] <@Chrelliotber> C: Dirk, you're up!
[16:57] <@DirkHoffman> *clears throat*
[16:58] <neko-naito> (I'm buying you more cats for that.)
[16:58] <@DirkHoffman> My zebra, Shirley, seems to hate Elliot more than all of us do.
[16:58] <@DirkHoffman> *reaches into back pocket and pulls out sixteen pictures of Elliot from seemingly out of nowhere*
[16:58] <@DirkHoffman> :D
[16:58] <@DirkHoffman> It'll do anything I say if I just give it one of Elliot's pictures, which I managed to find off of the show's website.
[16:58] <@DirkHoffman> See? Sit!
[16:58] <@DirkHoffman> *zebra sits*
[16:58] <@DirkHoffman> *feeds it Elliot's picture* :3
[16:58] <@DirkHoffman> Isn't she cute?
[16:58] <@Chrelliotber> E: Haha, nerd!
[16:58] <@DirkHoffman> She can also bite the heads off rats.
[16:58] <@Chrelliotber> Oh wait.
[16:58] <@Chrelliotber> :|
[16:58] <@DirkHoffman> But I think that might be...
[16:58] <@Chrelliotber> That's me.
[16:58] <@Chrelliotber> D:
[16:59] <@DirkHoffman> Uhhh, best suited for another time.
[16:59] <@DirkHoffman> Oh, and, you know what the best part is? Once all of the pictures are gone, it'll attack the real thing.
[16:59] <@DirkHoffman> :D
[16:59] <@DirkHoffman> *puts pictures in back pocket and points to Elliot*
[16:59] <@Chrelliotber> C: ...
[16:59] <@DirkHoffman> Sick 'em, Shirley. :3
[16:59] <@Chrelliotber> C: Can that...
[16:59] <@Chrelliotber> C: Happen now?!
[16:59] <@Chrelliotber> C: :D
[16:59] <@DirkHoffman> *zebra runs after Elliot and attacks him*
[16:59] <@DirkHoffman> Aw, it's cute. :c
[16:59] <@Chrelliotber> E: Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
[16:59] <@Chrelliotber> D:
[16:59] <@Jackson||> That's... a little disturbing for a zebra.
[16:59] <@Chrelliotber> Darth Stripes!
[16:59] <@DirkHoffman> Oh, I know, I gave it some sort of...
[16:59] <@Chrelliotber> Help me!!!!
[16:59] <@DirkHoffman> Like, liquid...
[17:00] <@DirkHoffman> I found it in the kitchen.
[17:00] <@Chrelliotber> DS: *stares at light* c:
[17:00] <@DirkHoffman> It was purple.
[17:00] <@DirkHoffman> :|
[17:00] <@Chrelliotber> C: o_o
[17:00] <@Jackson||> Why is bug poison in the... kitchen?
[17:00] <@Jackson||> :|
[17:01] <@Chrelliotber> ...
[17:01] <@Chrelliotber> Uhm...
[17:01] <@Chrelliotber> Well...
[17:01] <@Chrelliotber> Good job Dirk!
[17:01] <@DirkHoffman> :D
[17:01] <@DirkHoffman> Thanks.
[17:01] <@Chrelliotber> But there was one flaw.
[17:01] <@DirkHoffman> ?
[17:01] <@Chrelliotber> C: That was bug poison.
[17:01] <@Chrelliotber> No one hates Elliot more than me.
[17:01] <@Chrelliotber> Got that?
[17:01] <@DirkHoffman> Yeeeaaah.
[17:01] <@DirkHoffman> Sure thing, Chris.
[17:01] <@DirkHoffman> ... :D
[17:01] * DirkHoffman winces.
[17:01] <@Chrelliotber> Alright, Elliot, just go. >.>
[17:02] <@Chrelliotber> E: *brushes himself off* Well, first off, my zebra's name is Darth Stripes.
[17:02] <@Chrelliotber> :3
[17:02] <@Chrelliotber> C: ...
[17:02] <@Chrelliotber> C: I'm taking off points just for the name.
[17:02] <@Chrelliotber> C: >.>
[17:02] <@Chrelliotber> C: What can it do?
[17:02] <@Chrelliotber> E: Well.
[17:02] <@Chrelliotber> I was going to do this to an intern...
[17:02] <@Chrelliotber> But...
[17:03] <@Chrelliotber> Darth Stripes goes wherever I point my saber.
[17:03] <@DirkHoffman> Um.
[17:03] <@DirkHoffman> What is a "saber"?
[17:03] <@Chrelliotber> And...
[17:03] <@Chrelliotber> Since Dirk seems to think it's funny to get his zebra to attack me.
[17:03] <@DirkHoffman> :|
[17:03] <@Chrelliotber> *points his saber at Dirk* Go young satchawan! >: D
[17:03] <@DirkHoffman> Aaaaaaargh!!
[17:04] * DirkHoffman runs out of the room.
[17:04] <@Chrelliotber> DS: *tackles Dirk*
[17:04] * DirkHoffman collapses.
[17:04] <@Chrelliotber> DS: *chews on his hair*
[17:04] <@Jackson||> o_o
[17:04] <@Chrelliotber> DS: *stomps on sunglasses*
[17:05] <+Ross|> (Pick up the pace >.>)
[17:05] <@Jackson||> Uh, Elliot, could you call off your zebra?
[17:05] <@Jackson||> I think Dirk's had enough punishment.
[17:05] <@DirkHoffman> D:
[17:05] <@Chrelliotber> E: Alright, alright.
[17:05] <@Chrelliotber> Darth Stripes, return.
[17:05] <@Candy|> (Can someone be Candy for a few minutes?)
[17:05] <@Chrelliotber> DS: *returns to Elliot*
[17:06] * DirkHoffman dusts self off and walks back to the cafeteria, wearing broken sunglasses.
[17:06] <@DirkHoffman> ._.
[17:06] <@Candy|> (I'm kind of having a really bad moment right now and I'm kind of freaking out.)
[17:06] <neko-naito> (What's wrong? D: @Ale)
[17:06] <TotalDramaNaruto> (O_o)
[17:06] <neko-naito> (I can't, though, I gotta shower in a few.)
[17:06] <@Chrelliotber> Alright.
[17:06] <TotalDramaNaruto> (I could I guess)
[17:06] <@Chrelliotber> C: Alright*
[17:06] <@Chrelliotber> Lemme get this beast out of the room, it's messing up my walls. D:<
[17:07] <@Chrelliotber> But I'm impressed Elliot.
[17:07] <@Chrelliotber> But I still hate you.
[17:07] <@Chrelliotber> >~>
[17:07] <@Chrelliotber> *goes to get Darth Stripes and slips on paper*
[17:07] <@Chrelliotber> Woah!
[17:07] <@Jackson||> Chris, are you okay?
[17:07] <@Chrelliotber> ...
[17:07] <@Chrelliotber> No.
[17:07] <@Jackson||> ... Oh.
[17:07] <@Chrelliotber> My knee got scraped!!!
[17:07] <@Chrelliotber> :@
[17:07] <@Jackson||> Would you like some help?
[17:07] <@Chrelliotber> Ross!
[17:07] <@DirkHoffman> :|
[17:07] <@Jackson||> o_o
[17:07] <+Ross|> Uhm...
[17:08] <+Ross|> Alright then..
[17:08] <+Ross|> It can stand...I think... :|
[17:08] <@Chrelliotber> I'm giving you a low mark for injuring me. >.>
[17:08] <+Ross|> *zebra tries standing up*
[17:08] <@DirkHoffman> O_O
[17:08] <+Ross|> *nearly succeeds*
[17:08] * DirkHoffman bursts out in laughter.
[17:08] <+Ross|> It...can stand? :o
[17:08] <+Ross|> *collapses*
[17:08] <+Ross|> Or not..
[17:08] <@DirkHoffman> :|
[17:08] <+Ross|> Actually...I think it's dead now
[17:08] <@Chrelliotber> ...
[17:08] <@Jackson||> That's... not good.
[17:08] <@Jackson||> :|
[17:08] <@Chrelliotber> O_O
[17:08] <@Chrelliotber> DUDE!
[17:08] <+Ross|> Yeah....its dead. :|
[17:08] <@Chrelliotber> YOU CAN'T KILL A ZEBRA.
[17:09] <@Chrelliotber> THAT'S AGAINST THE FEDERAL LAW.
[17:09] <@Jackson||> Federal law of where?
[17:09] <+Ross|> It was in the way. >.>
[17:09] <@|Scythe> Well, isn't that a pleasant sight?
[17:09] <@Chrelliotber> You know how much we will have to pay?!
[17:09] <@Chrelliotber> Gosh!
[17:09] <@|Scythe> And I'm not even being sarcastic, I'm actually very intrigued by that dead animal.
[17:09] <@DirkHoffman> :|
[17:10] <@Jackson||> o_o
[17:10] <@DirkHoffman> Is she even allowed to be outside of her house?
[17:10] <@DirkHoffman> ._.
[17:10] <@Chrelliotber> Jackson, I'm already T.O. ed, so just go.
[17:10] <@Chrelliotber> :@
[17:10] <@Jackson||> Okay, my zebra's name is... *awkardly pauses* Bob. o_o
[17:10] <@Jackson||> He does some... basic tricks.
[17:10] <@Chrelliotber> Haha, Bob's a people name.
[17:11] <@Jackson||> Okay, sit.
[17:11] <@Jackson||> *zebra sits*
[17:11] <@Jackson||> Unlike some of the other zebras, Bob here wont attack anybody.
[17:11] <@Chrelliotber> ...
[17:11] <@Chrelliotber> Uh...
[17:11] <@DirkHoffman> Pffft.
[17:11] <@DirkHoffman> Lame.
[17:11] <@Chrelliotber> Yeah.
[17:11] <@Chrelliotber> Sitting really doesn't interest me.
[17:11] <@Chrelliotber> :|
[17:12] <@Chrelliotber> I'd rather sit here watching a zebra kill someone, instead.
[17:12] <@Chrelliotber> Next!
[17:12] <@Jackson||> And...
[17:12] <@Chrelliotber> Scythe.
[17:12] <@Chrelliotber> Whatchu got?
[17:12] * DirkHoffman pats Jackson's back.
[17:12] <@Jackson||> *slightly moves away from Dirk*
[17:12] <@|Scythe> All right.
[17:12] <@|Scythe> Well, named after one of The Horses of Apocalypse.
[17:13] <@Chrelliotber> The what?
[17:13] <@Chrelliotber> o.o
[17:13] <@|Scythe> My zebra, named Death is most likely the only zebra here that has a brain.
[17:13] <@|Scythe> And you'll see why in a moment.
[17:13] <+Ross|> (You should have named it 'Til Death)
[17:13] <@Chrelliotber> *cough* Crazy *cough*
[17:14] == Oatmeal- [4476e1cf@gateway/web/freenode/ip.68.118.225.207] has quit [Quit: Page closed]
[17:14] <@|Scythe> *Rolls eyes at Chris's comment*
[17:14] <@|Scythe> Anyway.
[17:14] <@|Scythe> *Snaps fingers*
[17:15] <@|Scythe> *Zebra sets up a chair, a table with an umbrella and two cups of tea*
[17:15] <@|Scythe> (This powerplaying?)
[17:15] <@DirkHoffman> (No.)
[17:15] <@Chrelliotber> ...
[17:15] <@Chrelliotber> Wow...
[17:15] <@|Scythe> *Sits and enjoys tea with Death*
[17:15] <@DirkHoffman> That's...admittedly impressive.
[17:15] <@Chrelliotber> That's...
[17:16] <@Chrelliotber> Amazing.
[17:16] <@DirkHoffman> I'm beat. ._.
[17:16] <@Chrelliotber> o_o
[17:16] <@Jackson||> That's amazing.
[17:16] <@Chrelliotber> Scythe, you'll be getting some extra points tonight.
[17:16] == neko-naito has changed nick to NekoBeShowering
[17:16] <@Chrelliotber> Well.
[17:16] <@Chrelliotber> Good job-ish everyone...
[17:16] <@Chrelliotber> I guess..
[17:16] <Copper5> (Candy........)
[17:16] <@Jackson||> Scythe is the clear winner, here.
[17:16] <@Jackson||> (Copper, just be Candy 'till Ale gets back.)
[17:17] <Copper5> (kk)
[17:17] == Copper5 has changed nick to Candy5|
[17:17] <@Candy|> (I'm back)
[17:17] <@Candy|> (lolawkwardtiming)
[17:18] <@Jackson||> (Ahahahaha. :|)
[17:18] == Candy5| has changed nick to Copper5
[17:18] <TotalDramaNaruto> (Fail)
[17:18] <@Jackson||> (Yo', can we just declare a winner of this challenge now?)
[17:19] <+Ross|> (Any day now...)
[17:19] <@|Scythe> *Sips tea while tapping foot*
[17:19] <@Candy|> (*awkward cough*)
[17:20] * Candy| pets Zebra Zografos
[17:20] <TotalDramaNaruto> (Cris!)
[17:20] <TotalDramaNaruto> (Ryan, be Chris!)
[17:20] <@Jackson||> (Bugle? Bigez?)
[17:20] <@DirkHoffman> *feeds Shirley a picture of Elliot*
[17:21] <@Jackson||> *pats Bob's head*
[17:21] <@Chrelliotber> (Ryan's b**ching about his life, so we'll be a few moments)
[17:21] <TotalDramaNaruto> (O_o)
[17:21] <@DirkHoffman> (...)
[17:21] <@Chrelliotber> Dirk and Scythe win.
[17:21] <TotalDramaNaruto> (In PM?)
[17:21] <@Chrelliotber> Yay!
[17:22] <@Jackson||> Two people win?
[17:22] <@DirkHoffman> Yes! ^^
[17:22] <@Chrelliotber> Yup.
[17:22] <@Chrelliotber> Hahaha.
[17:22] <@Chrelliotber> :)
[17:22] <@DirkHoffman> (Okay, let's hurry up.)
[17:22] <@DirkHoffman> (Everyone vote.)
[17:22] <@DirkHoffman> (We need to finish in 3 minutes.)
[17:22] <@DirkHoffman> (Bigez, no suspense today. >.>)
[17:22] <@Candy|> YAY NEW-DIRK!
[17:22] <@|Scythe> Wait, my zebra that is able to make tea ties with one that eats paper? :|
[17:22] <+Ross|> (Let me guess, Dirk's gonna win immunity every episode until the finale? >.>)
[17:22] <@Jackson||> (No.)
[17:22] <@DirkHoffman> (Um, this is the last voting ceremony, so there would be no point in that.)
[17:22] <@DirkHoffman> (So, that makes you ugly.)
[17:23] <@DirkHoffman> (And stupid.)
[17:23] <@DirkHoffman> (And I got a 9.)
[17:23] <@DirkHoffman> (And you got a 0.)
[17:23] <@DirkHoffman> (So, suck it.)
[17:23] <@DirkHoffman> (>.>)
[17:23] <@Jackson||> (Ryan probably has Dirk's elimination planned, so, like, Dirk wouldn't be able to go out at this point.)
[17:23] <@|Scythe> *Facepalms*
[17:23] <@Jackson||> (>.>)
[17:23] <@DirkHoffman> (No, I don't. :()
[17:23] <@DirkHoffman> (I didn't plan his. :'()
[17:23] <@|Scythe> (Where do we vote?)
[17:23] <+Ross|> (Can we vote now?)
[17:23] <@DirkHoffman> (Now, vote. Confessional!!)
[17:23] <@Jackson||> (Then plan it.)
[17:24] <@Chrelliotber> (Hurry your asses. :@)
[17:24] <@DirkHoffman> (Everyone except Scythe.)
[17:24] <TotalDramaNaruto> (if this is last seremony, then what's gonna happen to the next three people to be eliminated?)
[17:24] <@Candy|> (Auto-elimination)
[17:24] <TotalDramaNaruto> (oh. duh)
[17:24] <@Chrelliotber> (SCYTHE GOOOOOOOO!)
[17:24] <@DirkHoffman> (SCYTHE.)
[17:24] <@DirkHoffman> (HURRY UP.)
[17:24] <@Candy|> (MYGETO)
[17:24] <@DirkHoffman> (OMFG.)
[17:24] <@Chrelliotber> (IT'S 8:25)
[17:25] <@DirkHoffman> (-.-)
[17:25] <@Chrelliotber> (EVAN ALMIGHTY.)
[17:25] <@Candy|> (Ping them)
[17:25] <@DirkHoffman> (We only have 30 minutes for the new episode.)
[17:25] <Copper5> (Just have her vote Elliot or something.)
[17:25] <@Chrelliotber> (...)
[17:25] <+Ross|> (^)
[17:25] <@Chrelliotber> (nO cOPPER)
[17:25] <@Chrelliotber> (Die)
[17:25] <TotalDramaNaruto> (why you on such a time shedule?)
[17:25] <@DirkHoffman> (K, she can vote later.)
[17:25] <TotalDramaNaruto> (doesd there need to be a time limit?)
[17:25] <@DirkHoffman> (WAIT.)
[17:25] <@DirkHoffman> (SHE VOTED.)
[17:26] <@Chrelliotber> --Ceremony---
[17:26] <@Chrelliotber> *Everyone except Candy and Ross have received a brochure*
[17:26] <@Chrelliotber> C: Alright.
[17:26] <@|Scythe> (I needed a witty voting off reason. >~>)
[17:26] <@Chrelliotber> C: This is the final brochure of the night.
[17:26] <@Chrelliotber> C: And it goes to...
[17:26] <@Chrelliotber> .....
[17:26] <@Chrelliotber> ....
[17:26] <TotalDramaNaruto> (O_O)
[17:26] <@Chrelliotber> ...
[17:26] <@Chrelliotber> ..
[17:26] <@Chrelliotber> .
[17:27] <@Jackson||> Candy?
[17:27] <@Jackson||> o_o
[17:27] <@Candy|> ._.
[17:27] <@Chrelliotber> Candy.
[17:27] <@Candy|> fredshfqjahsfh
[17:27] <+Ross|> (I'M FREE O_O)
[17:27] <TotalDramaNaruto> (Candy's immune)
[17:27] <+Ross|> (Finally >.>)
[17:27] <@Candy|> (lol)
[17:27] <@Jackson||> (No, she isn't.)
[17:27] <TotalDramaNaruto> (O_o)
[17:27] <@Chrelliotber> Ross.
[17:27] <@Jackson||> (Dirk and Scythe are.)
[17:27] <@Chrelliotber> I'm sorry.
[17:27] <TotalDramaNaruto> (oh)
[17:27] <@Chrelliotber> Actually.
[17:27] <@Candy|> YAYYYYYYY!
[17:27] <@Jackson||> See ya, Ross.
[17:27] <@Chrelliotber> I'm not.
[17:27] <@Jackson||> *waves*
[17:27] <+Ross|> >.>
[17:27] <@Chrelliotber> Get outta my house.
[17:27] <@Chrelliotber> :-/
[17:27] * Candy| huggles New-Dirky and New-Ginisaur
[17:27] <+Ross|> So long, losers. -w-
[17:27] <TotalDramaNaruto> (NOT ROSS!! d:)
[17:27] <+Ross|> *leaves*
[17:28] <@|Scythe> *Sighs in frustration*
[17:28] <@DirkHoffman> (Episode is called "Zebra Cruising", a parody of "Zebra Crossing".)
[17:28] <TotalDramaNaruto> *:()
[17:28] <@DirkHoffman> (Hurry up, let's go.)
[17:28] <@Chrelliotber> E: Bye. :-/
[17:28] <@DirkHoffman> (3 minutes.)
[17:28] <@Chrelliotber> C:
[17:28] <@DirkHoffman> Bye, Ross.
[17:28] <@Candy|> (CONF) New friends > Old friends C:
[17:28] <@Chrelliotber> C: Welp.
[17:28] <@DirkHoffman> Looks like [something snarky].
[17:28] == Ross| has changed nick to TDAwesome15
[17:28] <@Chrelliotber> C: Ross is gone.
[17:28] <@DirkHoffman> (HURRY UP.)
[17:28] <@Chrelliotber> C: Guess we'll see ya next time.
[17:28] <@Candy|> YAYYYY FOR REPLACEMENTS AND ZOGRAFOS!
[17:28] <@Chrelliotber> C: Bye.
[17:28] <@Chrelliotber> ---END---

Total Drama World transcripts
Pre-merge Welcome to the World | Total Drama Fiesta! | Chris-to Redentor | It's UK to Skydive | World War Fun | Aqua-Holics
Post-merge Chris and the Chocolate Factory | No Grace in Greece | Pyramid Forbid | Made in China | Surfin' Hawaii | Kangar-Oops Jack | D.R.A.M.A
Aftermaths and specials The Second Airport-Math | The Third Airport-Math | The Fourth Airport-Math | Celebrity Manhunt's Total Drama Special
Total Drama School transcripts
Pre-merge Prepare to Be Schooled | Grapes of Math | According to Gym | Bringing Xe Back | Cool Hand Puke | Of Rats and Men | Almost Maimed | Love Game | You Wood Be Shocked
Post-merge The Sound of Mercury | Arts and Craps | Eiffel Cowards | Viciously Unhealthy | Dollars and Sense | Writer's Shock | Robotched | Memories of our Lives | Heart of the Bull
Aftermaths and specials Totally Rejected!
Total Drama Cruise transcripts
Pre-merge Welcome to the Cruise | Scrapvenger Hunt | Slidewinders | Mean Cuisine | Island of the Apes | Fish Frenzy Water Wipeout | Rock Your Boat
Post-merge Crazy, Stupid, Puke | My Big Lame Cruise Wedding | Return to Boney Island | Ugly Eye for the Hot Guy | Zebra Cruising | Pirate's Life for Me | Do the Hula | Goodbye
Aftermaths and specials Total Drama Roleplay's 100th Episode Special
Total Drama: Return to the Island transcripts
Pre-merge Off the Deep End | All or NUT-thing | Forbidden Talent | Hide and Shriek | Silent Night, Lunar Fright | She, Robot? | Chickens or the Egg | Whatever Floats Your Boat | Swallow Your Pride
Post-merge Despicable He | Pedal to the Metal | Fashionleasta | Fight Liar with Fire | This Ain't The End
Aftermaths and specials Season Six Recap
Total Drama: Heroes vs. Villains transcripts
Pre-merge Welcome to Camp Suckiness... Again! | Here Today, Gun Tomorrow | Pukelear Warfare | Hole in Two | Shark Fail | Alexis & Alex's Eggcellent Adventure | TARget Outta Here!
Post-merge Trustin' You Ain't Easy | Ice-Capades | Beauties and the Bear | Live and Let Dare | The Very Last Episode, Really This Time!
Aftermaths and specials Season Seven Recap

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