[15:41] == BarBar [2e79d9df@gateway/web/freenode/ip.] has joined #clapper
[15:41] <BarBar> hmmm
[15:41] <BarBar> before the audition
[15:41] <BarBar> MysteryCharacter is you?
[15:41] <TDIFan13> um
[15:41] <TDIFan13> yes
[15:42] <BarBar> k
[15:42] <TDIFan13> Hi, BarBar. Thanks for trying out. This audition will be recorded onto our transcript bot. You can start us off by slating.
[15:42] <BarBar> Thanks. :3
[15:42] <BarBar> I'm BarBar.
[15:42] <BarBar> I'm audition for Noah and Owen.
[15:42] <BarBar> *auditioning.
[15:42] <TDIFan13> Since you've auditioned for two characters, we're going to start alphabetically with Noah, and then you can audition for Owen right after.
[15:43] <BarBar> Coo..
[15:43] <BarBar> *Cool.
[15:43] <TDIFan13> This audition will go by quickly so make sure you're attentive or your time will run out and you won't finish on time. Okay?
[15:43] <BarBar> Okay.
[15:43] <TDIFan13> Great. First, please link us to your audition tape and opening confessional. If you have come unprepared, please post these to your userpage later. Do you have a link for us today?
[15:43] <BarBar> Yes, I do.
[15:43] <BarBar> just a sec :3
[15:44] <BarBar>
[15:44] <TDIFan13> okay
[15:44] <TDIFan13> Good. First, we're going to ask you three personal questions, none of which will invade your privacy in any way but will help us get to know you better.
[15:44] <TDIFan13> A. On a scale of one to ten, how skilled would you say your grammar and spelling is? Specifically, one being abysmal and ten being excellent. Please only respond with a number from one to ten.
[15:44] <BarBar> 7.5
[15:44] <TDIFan13> B. How committed do you think you will be to attending and participating in the roleplay, on a scale of one to ten? Be honest, as very few users actually display tens.
[15:44] <BarBar> 9
[15:45] <TDIFan13> C. Do you have any issues with anyone of a different age, disability, gender, race, religion, or sexuality? Yes or no answer; if yes, specify.
[15:45] <BarBar> I have a problem with people named Ryan who usually uses red font in the main chat.
[15:45] <BarBar> but other then that I'm okay with everybody! :D
[15:45] <TDIFan13> okay I don't know who you're trying to refer to
[15:45] <TDIFan13> because no one here goes by that name
[15:45] <TDIFan13> Secondly, we'll ask you three character questions.
[15:46] <TDIFan13> A. Are you looking to establish a romantic relationship with your character and another user's character during this upcoming season? Yes or no answer. If so, please specify whom you would be interested in starting a relationship with.
[15:46] <BarBar> Nope.
[15:46] <TDIFan13> B. Do you plan on taking your character in some form of a new direction in this roleplay? i.e: Are they going to be identical to their show persona or are you planning on developing their character? Yes for new path, no for staying completely in-character.
[15:46] <BarBar> No, :p
[15:46] <TDIFan13> C. What will your character's role be on the show? Main protagonist, protagonist, anti-hero, antagonist, main antagonist... please reply with just one of those.
[15:47] <BarBar> Hmmmm
[15:47] <BarBar> I can't decide between antagonist or anti-hero.
[15:47] <TDIFan13> okay
[15:47] <TDIFan13> so
[15:47] <BarBar> One of those two.
[15:47] <TDIFan13> antagonist or anti-hero...?
[15:47] <BarBar> hmmm
[15:47] <TDIFan13> we need an answer
[15:47] <TDIFan13> :p
[15:47] <BarBar> anti hero.
[15:47] <TDIFan13> k
[15:47] <TDIFan13> Great. We're now going to improvise a scene. Your character for this scene is Lindsay. Change your nickname by typing in: /nick and then the name of the character you're auditioning for, with a random number after. Please begin.
[15:48] == MysteryCharacter has changed nick to Lindsay13
[15:48] <BarBar> *sees Lindsay sitting near the fire*
[15:48] <BarBar> Hi Lindsay.
[15:48] <TDIFan13> are you going to change your name?
[15:49] <BarBar> hmmm
[15:49] <BarBar> crap you're right sorry
[15:49] == BarBar has changed nick to Noah
[15:49] <TDIFan13> kk
[15:49] <Noah> K
[15:49] <Noah> So, we start now?
[15:50] <TDIFan13> (yes)
[15:50] <Noah> (alright)
[15:50] <Noah> *sees Lindsay sitting near the fire.*
[15:50] <Noah> Hello, Lindsay.
[15:50] <Lindsay13> :o
[15:50] <Lindsay13> Oh, my gosh!
[15:50] <Noah> What?
[15:50] <Noah> :|
[15:50] <Lindsay13> It's a TALKING fire!! :D
[15:50] <Lindsay13> Ooh, ooh, can you grant wishes?
[15:51] <Noah> (lol)
[15:51] <Noah> It's me, Noah.
[15:51] <Lindsay13> Noah?
[15:51] <Lindsay13> YOU'RE in the fire?
[15:51] * Lindsay13 turns around.
[15:51] <Lindsay13> Oh, Noah!
[15:51] <Lindsay13> There you are! :D
[15:51] <Noah> (are we allowed to use the confessionals in this audition?)
[15:51] <TDIFan13> (yes)
[15:52] <Noah> (conf) Okay, there is something weird going through that chick's head.
[15:52] <Noah> So Lindsay.
[15:53] <Noah> I wanted to tell you, that I want to share the prize with you.
[15:53] <Lindsay13> Prize?
[15:53] <Lindsay13> You got a prize?
[15:53] <Noah> *seems annoyed*
[15:53] <Lindsay13> But, from who?
[15:53] <Lindsay13> I didn't get a prize!
[15:53] <Noah> Calm down.
[15:54] <Lindsay13> And I'm, like, way prettier.
[15:54] <Noah> I'm talking about the million dollars!
[15:54] <Lindsay13> I deserve one!
[15:54] <Lindsay13> Oh.
[15:54] <Lindsay13> That.
[15:54] <Lindsay13> Wow, I wish I had a million dollars. That's the whole reason I agreed to come back!
[15:54] <Noah> Your dream is to have to all the make up you want, right?
[15:55] <Lindsay13> Totally!
[15:55] <Noah> And clothes, and shooes, right?
[15:55] <Lindsay13> Especially shoes. ^_^
[15:55] <Noah> Then, do exactly as I say... and you could have all that.
[15:55] <Lindsay13> All of what?
[15:55] <Lindsay13> Oh, the shoes!
[15:56] <Lindsay13> But how are you going to get me things I want if you don't even have the million?
[15:56] <Noah> (........too dumb to function much? lol)
[15:56] <Noah> But, you will.
[15:56] <Noah> With my help.
[15:56] <Lindsay13> So, you're helping me?
[15:56] <Noah> Just do everything I say. ;)
[15:56] <Lindsay13> Just like how I helped Heather in season one, right?
[15:57] <Lindsay13> ... :-O
[15:57] <Lindsay13> Oh, my gosh!
[15:57] <Lindsay13> I totally get what this is now!
[15:57] <Lindsay13> You're trying to get me to play Simon Says! ^_^
[15:57] <Noah> Excatly.
[15:57] <Noah> :|
[15:57] <Noah> Simon says that you will do everything for Noah.
[15:58] <Noah> No matter what he asks.
[15:58] <Lindsay13> Oh.
[15:58] <Lindsay13> Okay!
[15:58] <Lindsay13> So, I don't vote you off tonight? Even though Duncan told me to?
[15:58] <Noah> Yes...
[15:58] <Noah> wait
[15:58] <Noah> what the...
[15:58] <Noah> He did? :| Why would he?
[15:59] <Lindsay13> Duncan said that you were truceless.
[15:59] <Lindsay13> Which is why he wanted to vote you off!
[15:59] <Noah> But, you won't do so, right Lindsay?
[15:59] <Noah> Because...
[15:59] <Lindsay13> No, that's not it... gooseless! I think it's because you don't have any geese. Is it gooses or geese? Oh, I'm so confused now...
[16:00] <Noah> Simon says: Do not vote off Noah.
[16:00] <Noah> (LOOOOOOOOOL)
[16:00] <Noah> I think you mean useless Lindsay.
[16:00] <Noah> (conf) How did that girl got into the merge last season??
[16:00] <Lindsay13> Uhhh, okay!
[16:01] <TDIFan13> We'll end the scene here.
[16:01] <Noah> lol I was kind of awful :<
[16:01] <Noah> so we're doing Owen now?
[16:01] == Noah has changed nick to Owen7
[16:01] <TDIFan13> Yes, give me a minute.

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