[22:29] == Genuineshellfish [5eb1f348@gateway/web/freenode/ip.126.96.36.199] has joined #bookshop
[22:29] <Genuineshellfish> hi
[22:29] <@neko-naito> Hi, Genuineshellfish. Thanks for trying out. This audition will be recorded onto our transcript bot. You can start by telling us the name of the character(s) you are trying out for.
[22:30] <Genuineshellfish> i'm auditioning for chef and lightning
[22:30] <@neko-naito> Since you've auditioned for two characters, we're going to start alphabetically with Chef, and then you can audition for Lightning right after.
[22:30] <@neko-naito> So for Chef:
[22:30] <@neko-naito> First, please provide a link to your written audition tape. If you have come unprepared, you can post this to your userpage later.
[22:31] <Genuineshellfish> i forgot we had to do that sorry
[22:31] <@neko-naito> It's fine!
[22:31] <@neko-naito> Just make sure to post it to your userpage later.
[22:31] <@neko-naito> Let's move on.
[22:31] <Genuineshellfish> sure hon
[22:31] <@neko-naito> Now I'm going to ask you some questions to help me get to know you and your character better.
[22:32] <Genuineshellfish> shoot
[22:32] <@neko-naito> Do you intend to act exactly as your character in the Total Drama series would or are you seeking to try something new with your character?
[22:32] <Genuineshellfish> the same for chef
[22:32] <@neko-naito> All right.
[22:32] <@neko-naito> Do you plan to find a love interest for your character during the upcoming season? If so, who would you be interested in establishing a relationship with?
[22:33] <Genuineshellfish> no love interest
[22:33] <@neko-naito> Okay.
[22:33] <@neko-naito> Do you have any issues with anyone of a different age, disability, gender, race, religion, or sexual orientation? Yes or no answer; if yes, specify.
[22:34] <Genuineshellfish> i hate everyone equally tbh
[22:34] <@neko-naito> Well okay.
[22:34] <Genuineshellfish> that was a joke i'm actually fine with everybody who's cool with me
[22:34] <@neko-naito> We're now going to improvise a scene. You'll be playing Chef. Your partner for this scene is Leshawna. Change your nickname by typing in: /nick followed by the name of your character and your favorite number. Please begin.
[22:34] <+Leshawna|> *walks in with slop* Uh, Chef? Can Shawny get somethin' that ain't moldy?
[22:34] <Genuineshellfish> NO MAGGOT
[22:35] <+Leshawna|> O_O Oh come on, this botty needs protein!
[22:35] <Genuineshellfish> YOU WILL EAT WHAT I MAKE FOR YOU
[22:35] <+Leshawna|> Oh yeah? And what you gonna do to make me??
[22:35] <Genuineshellfish> IT IS PROTEIN
[22:35] <Genuineshellfish> EAT UP FOOL
[22:36] <Genuineshellfish> *shoves it in leshawna's mouth*
[22:36] <+Leshawna|> URK! *barfs*
[22:36] <@neko-naito> We'll end the scene here.