[17:00] <@TDIFan13> 1. What character are you auditioning for right now?
[17:00] <jaxswim> Dirk Hoffman.
[17:00] <Courtney> (lol that looks like a bad word)
[17:00] <@TDIFan13> 2. Describe your character for me in three short words.
[17:01] <jaxswim> uh.
[17:01] <jaxswim> brb.
[17:01] <@TDIFan13> ...
[17:01] <@TDIFan13> What?
[17:01] <Kgman04> Be, right, and back.
[17:01] <Kgman04> Very creative.
[17:01] <jaxswim> back
[17:02] <jaxswim> rich, spoiled, self-centered :p
[17:02] <@TDIFan13> I'm sorry, the first one is incorrect.
[17:02] <@TDIFan13> Due to the fact that his father disinherited him, he is no longer rich.
[17:03] <@TDIFan13> 3. We're getting into the trivia portion of this audition. You will be asked three questions about your character. If you answer all correctly, you have a better shot of getting in. Alright?
[17:03] <jaxswim> a'ight.
[17:03] <@TDIFan13> Q1. True or False: The name of Dirk's father is Dave Hoffman.
[17:03] <jaxswim> False
[17:04] <@TDIFan13> Q2. Why did Dirk spend two-million dollars on room service?
[17:04] <jaxswim> (this isn't true or false)
[17:04] <@TDIFan13> (Did I say all the questions were true or false?)
[17:04] <jaxswim> (no)
[17:04] <@TDIFan13> Q3. True or False: Dirk's father is a famous director.
[17:04] <jaxswim> False
[17:04] <@TDIFan13> Correct.
[17:05] <@TDIFan13> Kgman04 and I will now bring in two random characters from a previous roleplay season for you to act with for one minute so we can test your skills. Please don't be embarrassed; we have all done it before.
[17:07] == [Person] has changed nick to Owen
[17:07] == Courtney has changed nick to Gwen|
[17:07] <@TDIFan13> Your assigned characters are Owen and Gwen. They will start off with the first sentence in a scene. Please begin. Act as your character.
[17:07] <Gwen|> Uh...hey Dirk
[17:07] <Gwen|> Hey Owen
[17:07] <Gwen|> ...
[17:07] <Gwen|> Guys?
[17:07] <jaxswim> Ugh, go away. I don't speak to goths or fatties.
[17:07] <Gwen|> Since when, dude?
[17:07] <Owen> :|
[17:08] <Owen> I'm not fat.
[17:08] <Owen> I'm well-fed.
[17:08] <Owen> :(
[17:08] <Gwen|> Okay, Dirk, we're on the same team
[17:08] <jaxswim> Um, I don't know, since my DAD is Drake Hoffman and I live the life of a rich person? Ugh.
[17:08] <Gwen|> you can't just not talk to us
[17:08] <jaxswim> Fine.
[17:08] <@TDIFan13> Thank you for auditioning. Leave. Now. >.>
[17:08] <jaxswim> >.>
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