Hai there. This is CD-TDA, making her 100th edit on this wiki. With that being said, I bring to you.... your own pet carrot! Tired of those pets that bother you all night long with those weird sounds? Tired of those pets that whine and moan? Look no further than a pet carrot.
It will make you laugh. It will make you cry. You won't have to feed it. You won't have to play with it. And if you're hungry, you can just eat it. For a cheap price of $99.99, you can get your own pet carrot!